Hardcore Til I die

Well seeing as JimSlip and I are away filming in Budapest for 1 month, i wanted to keep you update with some of the babes we've been filming. We've had some lovely teens who flit around the set, a 19 year old with huge juggs and a sex crazed MILF who i had to stop fucking Jim as she was in danger of shagging his dick off! These Hungarian girls are definitely nymphomaniacs and I'm not complaining. I've been taking some good photos on set so heres a few of them for you to enjoy.

Jim had the opportunity to film me for my site during some down time so we decided to go onto webcam and film me while i was being directed by the viewers. This was good fun and a bit chaotic which I like, as lots of the cammers wanted to direct me all at the same time. Jim and I had a scene for another producer to do last week and this was an anal scene. We've never done a full anal scene together, only a 3 guy anal scene - which was a long time ago - and I wanted to practice, so Jim more than happily volunteered when I asked if he would help me in my predicament. We don't use a cameraman when we are fucking each other as we like to keep it realer than real, so we put both the stills and video camera on the tripod and take photos using the remote control. This works really well, especially for the stills and if you've seen any of the 3some photos on my website you'll see the mayhem and weird positions we get into. Anyway heres a few from said scene with Jimbo:

I have had the opportunity to webcam - laralatex webcam whilst i've been in Hungary this time and after the first days teething problems, its been going swimmingly well. As I've said before i usually announce the times ill be on via my twitter account: laralatex about 1hour before i'll be on. Sometimes i announce it via my Facebook account but for those that use social media are aware, twitter is where its at at the moment.

On the film and music front, we went to see Hansel & Gretel 3D and I fully agree with JimSlips summation of the film 'bag o' shite'. It really is that terrible and I am not wasting more words on such a pointless, 'doesn't make you even think about it 10 minutes after you've left the cinema' type of film. At least Battleship (being for me, a boys type of film) still made me think and argue with JimSlip about how strong an anchor a battleship would have to have for it to do an naval version of an handbrake turn (yes its that type of movie)!

On the music front i've been waiting for Clubland Hardcore X-treme 9 to come out after the release date was put back from the beginning of the year. And finally March 18th is the date. Cant wait to see what Breeze, Styles, Gammer and Hixxy are going to come up with this time. If the gossip about the intro song being Darren Styles 'Concrete Angel' is true then the album should be epic. In the meantime, I've been listening to the Mark Breeze iTunes podcasts from the Rough Tempo sets he's done. If you're an old school raver like me, but not one of those anti-dubstep/music moving forward type of people then have a listen. Note: Best listened to at full volume on the headphones, you dancing wildly and singing loudly whilst your other half is asleep in bed - you'll get a great reaction to this! ;)

So like both my life and my music, I'm hardcore til I die!

Sun, Sea, Sand and Snow

Well a Happy New Year to you all. I know its February but its better late than never! Jim and I had a wonderful month away in Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam. In brief:

Singapore: hot, humid & wet with not much to do apart from get rid of the jet lag. Its full of shopping malls, but its so expensive to do anything (a beer worked out as £9!) that we didn't do much

Bangkok: Amazing as always. Fast, fun and lots of great places to visit and eat. I loved the new shopping place we found: Terminal 21. Its set up like an airport and each level relates to a different city. We found a brilliant food mall to eat in there, where you load a card up with about £2 and then you choose your food from about 20 different places and they take the money off as you go, We had 2 main courses, fresh fruit smoothies and ice cream for £2 each! Theres lots of bargains to be had in the clothing section too as each stall is run by an individual designer. Jimbo bought me a Mr Bean bear. He'll be travelling with us everywhere we go now, so look for him popping up in the photos. I manage to visit the Temple of the Golden Buddha. Its a 5 tonne Buddha made of gold that was hidden inside a plaster cast Buddha during the war. It was hidden for a long time and was only found when transporting it to its current location. It was dropped and they found the original Buddha hidden inside! A genius idea though.

Patong: Like San Antonio is to Ibiza, Patong is to Phuket. Lots of people on the beach in rows of sun beds and rammed in the bars in the evening. I wouldn't choose to visit there again but Im glad we sampled it. We spent Christmas day here and had Lobsters which were huge from a really nice canteen type restaurant. We also went to the cinema to see a film called 'The Impossible' about the boxing day tsunami. We had to stand up for the Thai National Anthem which I think should happen in the UK still. The film was very good and showed the impact of such a force on a population that is still not that industrialised. Made even more poignant because the tsunami hit Patong very badly. They used mainly elephants to clear the huge amounts of rubble left. But for such a poor community (they rely on tourism to survive) they have got the town back up on its feet and running again. Of course in Thailand its obligatory to have a massage at least once a day and being so cheap, I of course kept up this tradition. ;)

Vietnam (Danang): Ive wanted to see some of Vietnam for a long time. The ladies who do my nails are all from there and it sounded like how Thailand used to be 10-12 years ago. We were staying in a 5star resort on China beach, which the Americans used as a main base during the war. Its incredibly beautiful and the rooms were lovely. We were facing the sea and it was lovely listening to it as we fell asleep each night. We ventured into Danang but its a weird town in that theres no real centre to it. Its quite sprawling and it was 'interesting' trying the cuisine. Its still very third world but we gave a restaurant a try one night after we couldn't find the one we wanted via trip advisor. It was only £5 for a whole meal for both of us! However it had some surprises on the menu which i thought were funny. I wouldn't visit Danang again but I would love to go somewhere far off the beaten track up on the Ho Chi Minh trail. We left early as the weather was overcast and the hotel extortionately expensive compared to the food outside the hotel. We headed back to Bangkok where it was 35degrees via Ho Chi Minh city. We spent the day there, heading into ton via the bus. Now the traffic in Thailand makes me laugh but Vietnam is in a league of its own. Car and bus horns going all the time, people in motorbike accidents standing up and helping direct the traffic, roundabout/crossings ignored and people driving along the pavements on scooters. So if you go, you have been forewarned.

So we returned to the UK via the amazing Singapore airport. I wish the UK airports could be like tho one. Free wifi, outdoor smoking areas/gardens, free cinema, free wii, computes/games room, gym. The list is endless and its just extremely well thought out. We travelled with Singapore airlines. Top deck on way out, bottom deck on way back. I have to say that overall, I would fly with Emirates next time. The airplanes are just, more, can't explain it, but better equipped and the seat s are more comfy too, which plays an important part in long haul flying.

So after our break we've returned to the UK with some new ideas for the sites this year. Ive already filmed 4 scenes which will be my site soon. Some hilarious acting and or course lots of my long legs, stockings, blow jobs and hardcore action. I am also now offering webcam. I don't have a schedule so if you are from overseas then you will have to keep checking: www.adultwork.com/laralatex. I am usually on (when I'm not filming or touring) between 1&5pm. So come say hi and check me out. You can direct me live from your living room (or desk for the more adventurous)!

At the moment I'm on tour in London. Im not working Valentines Day as i'll be spending the day with JimSlip at the National Gallery. When we went to Vienna we had a great time at the galleries there. We want some art for our bedroom. No we're not nicking it, we'll just be buying some posters. But hopefully this will finish the look of my bedroom…and then onto the kitchen. The trouble with renovation/DIY is that the list is endless, especially in an old house. Lets just say i am now a expert in using a jigsaw, hammer and drill. And thats just for domination purposes looooool! Only joking.

So we are off to Budapest soon for a month of filming. Its going to be freezing but it won't be that bad as we've had snow in Surrey already this year. Jimbo and I got the sled out and went to Box Hill to go whizzing down. It was such good fun, although its seriously hard work trudging up the hill afterwards though. Jim and I went down together and we were going so fast that we overtook 2 snowboarders. Weeeeeeeee!

Ive recently bought a new load of dildos to use on my webcam shows and also when i appear on Shebang.tv. This year I've already appeared with Sapphire Blue & then Dani Amour. Im next on Shebang on 21st March with Lexi Lou, the extremely tall and very pretty blonde babe on my site: www.laralatex.com so come check us out. Its great to spend an evening on the pink bed playing with girls. I seriously love my job. I met up with Sapphire and also Paige Turnah and Holly Kiss for TranisaTV. We have to forcibly dress men up into women. This nurse/doctor theme was where we gave a guy breast implants and told him the operation was irreversible after he kept cheating on his wife. I love this photo and the scene was great fun to do. There'll hopefully be more scenes with this company coming this year.

So it looks like a good beginning to the year. I hope its going to be a good one for all of you too!

Viennese cakes to Peanuts in Hungary

Well my lovely people, its been a while. I have been so busy filming new babes and studs for mine and JimSlips websites that theres been hardly any time to eat or sleep, let along blog.

In September we went to Budapest for 1 month to film so many hotties it was unbelievable. As some of you may have seen on my website: www.laralatex.com, we kicked off with Nesty. She was on my husband JIMSLIPs website a couple of years ago under the name Katrin. Don't ask me why she changed her name, but she did and Oh My God! She's even more of a babe now than she was then. So if you liked her back then, then you really do want to check her out dressed in a lovely blue 50s dress with seamed stockings on. She definitely likes girls, of that I can assure you! Other girls we have are 6ft stunning Lyen, cute Gina who (dressed in school uniform) pounces upon me, Mira who looks so pin up girl, its amazing. We also have some 3 comes with me and Jim as well. They were good fun to film. We put the camera on a tripod and we used the remote control to take the photos so we all had to 'freeze' during the fucking. I love it when we do things like that, its always so fun yet really erotic at the same time. Jim and I even filmed a scene together! I wore red latex and this will be the Christmas update so make sure you have a glimpse of that on Boxing Day.

So when we are in Budapest, we normally have busy days filming and then go to the cinema a lot with our pal Frank Thring. Well there wasn't diddly squat on at the cinema that was worth going to. To be fair, we got so knackered that even if we'd been sitting in front of a brass band, I would've fallen asleep. When I plan a schedule, I really plan a schedule! lol. However, Paige Turnah my best pal came over to work while we were there and I took her to the Peanut Bar. Its not called that, i call it that due to the free peanuts in huge bowls all over the place. Also you are allowed to write on any piece of paper you can find and pin it to the ceiling, walls, wherever! So Paige and I took the opportunity to plug our websites and announce that we'd eaten (the peanuts) and had a drink there. Have a look and see if you can find what we've written if you ever go there - I think its called the For Sale bar.

We did however manage to fit in a trip to Vienna. We went on an uber fast train that took us through some stunning scenery. Then of course we had to try the amazing cafes full of delicious cakes. The strudel that Jim had was huge. The cafes there are so lovely inside, you never want to leave. But we did, to go to Austrian equivalent of the National Gallery. It was an amazing place. The paintings are exquisite and the I really enjoyed the Egyptian rooms. In the evening we went to see the Vienna Residence Orchestra. Jim managed to bag us the best seats in the house, right at the front in the middle. I don't know how he managed this, but the evening was brilliant and all the musicians were excellent.

So the filming we did will take us up to April in updates for our websites, which means that Jim and I are lucky enough to be able to take a break and go on holiday over Christmas and New Year. This year we are going back to Thailand and then on to Vietnam. It is definitely a holiday, there will be no filming whatsoever. I can't wait to go back. As soon as you step out of the airport in Bangkok you are met with the colourful taxis, 30 minutes to the city and then a massage…..that is what Jim is looking forward to most of all. 1 month of daily massages. He's going to be a man of rubber by the end, he'll be so relaxed!

So, what else have you been up to i hear you ask. Well we have been renovating our bedroom. When i say renovating, i mean pulling the floorboards up and adding in more sound insulation. We did this ourselves, dressed up in clothes just short of a bio hazard suits. Those bloody little fibres get everywhere, i looked like i had chicken pox! Then we changed the radiator to a beautiful cast iron radiator which i sourced from a reclamation yard. We cleaned up the old cast iron fireplace and got a tiler to put in a surround with antique victorian green tiles. We added skirting and had the room plastered as well. So, when i mean renovation, i don't just mean a quick coat of paint. Of course we needed new furniture to go on the new carpet (which according to Jim is sumptuous. If I hear him say that 1 more time i'll scream). Now theres been a problem with the furniture in that different bits are being delivered on different days and therefore all my clothes are still in boxes in the front room. This is a nightmare as all my 'performing clothes' are scattered everywhere. I wouldn't be surprised if a suspender belt got found in the bread bin! But the end is near and all i need now is a new bed frame. A victorian metal one in cream will do me fine thank you. Can I find one with a low footed that i like, can i heck. I'm sure there's one out there somewhere, I just might have to go to the reclamation yards and scout around for one.

Anyway, as I write, I am on tour in London. I have a spare hour and thought id fill you all in on my antics. Its been a pretty crappy 2 weeks of weather for lots of you across the UK. The floods are terrible and the damage it causes is awful. My thoughts are with those who they have affected. 

Some of you may know that I have started work on SheBangTV. I did my first shift with the stunning Lucy Love who bought along her 'massager'. Well this was an amazing implement that took me to new heights (being at the top of a 5 story building, this wasn't hard to achieve, lol). I had a fantastic time playing with Lucy, trying to make her squirt, doing solo shows and generally having a good time and reading the filthy texts you sent in. If you want to catch me again, then I am on 8th December with Dani Amour from 9pm. So come check us out and send us a text or 2, we'd love to hear from you. 

Its back to work for me now. I have 2 new sets of Myla underwear to put to good use this week. I love my luxury underwear and I know you love seeing me in it. Check my twitter feed for the photos.

Have fun over the run up to Christmas. Don't get to stressed and if you do, remember i am still on tour next week (my last tour of the year) 3-5th December. Check here for details: www.french-maid.co.uk

Olympic Summer

Wow! Long time no bloggy. I find it most comfortable to blog on a plane journey as you all know. So I am winging my way to Budapest to film a whole load of filth for mine and Jimbos websites. So what have we been doing in the time since I blogged….shagging and DIY. Im a keen DIYer and yes i'm rather good at it. At the moment Jimbo and I are stuffing more soundproofing in between our joists. We live in an old Victorian property and the noise travels terribly. So we're saving others blushes so they can't hear the sounds of ecstasy from our place…and thats just me and Jimbo admiring our handiwork! We have 2 wonderful cast iron fire places in our pad and the bedroom is just begging to be released from its horrible timber clad surroundings. Whoever thought that this was a good idea should be strung up, its a crime against authentic Victoriana! Since our trip to Budapest has rudely interrupted all our work, we've been living out of our front room and kitchen as the rest of the place is taken up with my shoes and clothes. I caught Jim counting my boxes of shoes and doing a rough estimate of the amount of money they all cost. There was no complaints so I'm guessing he wildly underestimated the cost of Jimmy Choos and Louboutins! hahaha. 

As you all can see, i've managed to get together some of the guys in the UK and film them for my website. This weeks update being bicycle boy (BB). There is a hilarious beginning to this scene if you haven't seen it, so check it out. Also you get a type of urgency using newbies to the industry that you just don't get using known studs, so check out some of BB's shagging moves and try them at home! For next weeks update i've brought back one of my old shagging partners who has the biggest appendage of all the guys on my website and this time for an anal extravaganza, hooray i hear you say. Jim has managed to film a couple of scenes in the UK too, with 2 girls (1 Swedish). Both blonde and both almost 6ft tall. The Swedish girl had us laughing so much as her accent is just so, well..SWEDISH!!  She was telling us that all our preconceptions of Swedish people are true…..mine and Jimbos preconceptions are that everyone is blonde and everyone sings along to Abba!.

Talking of The Olympics, I was lucky enough to get myself a ticket to the beach volleyball mens and womens semi-finals. I used to be a middle hitter in 6 a-side volleyball team so i wasn't there just to perve! haha But i have to admit the womens teams were pretty fit. I really enjoyed the way the crowd is expected to chant along and encourage the teams whilst they're playing and that you don't have to remain silent during a point so it was a great atmosphere. I thought the Olympic Team GB and Paralympic GB were awe inspiring and totally amazing to watch. I loved the indoor cycling and was lucky enough to be near the road race cycling event, so Jim and I went along to Box Hill to cheer Wiggy on. I love the fact that we can still drive around now and see all the good luck messages painted on the road for Team GB and they haven't been removed and for the rest of the world to see our little town and just how leafy and green it is. 

I've recently bought a lovely pink satin 1930s bullet bra, panties and suspender belt. Its not original but its from an old style pattern. I'll be using it in one of my scenes over in Budapest so watch out for that. Of course I've packed a whole load of fully fashioned nylon stockings in black, tan, blue and pink. Ive also got a couple of new dresses to wear. I'm quite excited to go to Budapest for a whole month. It's far from R&R though. We do far more filming over there as there are far more girls and more girls of a standard that Jimslip has become synonymous with. 

I would just like to remind those that watch porn (yeah I know you're out there) that Jim and I wouldn't be keeping making content for you to watch without real members paying to see our content. I never class a person who goes to a torrent site or stream my content for free, as a real fan. I am particularly vocal about this on my twitter feed. I can't believe they actually tell me they download material for free. Dickheads!! Without members there would be no new content for you to see. So for any so called 'free download fans' reading this, please dont call yourself a fan, you are a freebie hunter. The paying members ive met have all been lovely people and I thank you for your support. We make unique content that we feel our members like to see for both www.laralatex.com and www.jimslip.com. We make the effort to have the girls wear nice clothes, create an individual story for each girl, yes a story!! Not just a fuck scene with no build up. This takes time and effort and is never decided until we meet the girl. We talk to the girl and find out about her and maybe 1 thing will trigger and idea for JIm. We're not like other producers in that we mould the girl into the role thats been written already, which can end up with staid, boring results.

I've been filming for trains TV. This time I worked with Holly Kiss and we had a hoot. I wore some of my lovely frilly dresses that I know you all like. I also filmed some solo scenes where the camera is supposed to be a viewer. However, dramarama! I had to wear gloves in each of the scenes as i'd broken one of my false nails off. Just my innocently going to close my window i hit the handily at the wrong angle and it must've hit a weak point because bam, I had half a nail bed left. Im not normally squeamish but the pain I felt was awful, i was almost sick. I now believe that pulling out finger nails could have been used as a from of torture. Even the nurse (i was fortunately going to the doctor anyway that day) was like, thats just disgusting! lol 

No doubt i'll be watching a lot of tv and cinema in Budapest as we go a lot while we're there as its so cheap. And yes for those that ask, they have the cinema in English or with subtitles. I'm looking forward to seeing the 3 Stooges as i think that'll be funny. We've cancelled our membership to LoveFilm in the UK and got to Netflix. What a hugely better site is Netflix? So much more content on there. I've already seen The Killing (original version), but Jimbo watched the first series again (all 20 episodes) in an epic 5 day marathon. It was brilliant watching it again, although Jimbo guessed who it was in show 2, i didn't let on. So we both moved on to watching 4400. I joined in at the end of Season 2, but i kinda got the jist of it. Amazing American series concentrating on a different character in each show. We've just got to show 1 of season 5 which i think is the last series. Now i think it turns all apocalyptic and dark and i'm looking forward to a lot of the characters drawing upon their powers to be put to bad use. I've bought along 2 box sets to Budapest, Columbo and The Golden girls. Columbo is just so brilliantly directed and edited and I love the granny Golden Girls razor sharp wit! She reminds me of Jimbos mother…don't tell him that!! ;)

So its time for me to shut my Mac up as my Rosie-Huntington Whitely wallpaper isn't going down well with the woman next to me…Rosies wearing a nice bra, panty and stocking set whats so bad about that that? I mean….all the colours coordinate! hahaha

Clowns, Peeing & The Polo

Finding time to write blogs is extremely difficult, there's always 100 other things that get in the way of writing them. Since I last wrote, Jimbo has been busy archiving all his www.jimslip.com scenes as they'll be stashed away in a vault somewhere. It's a long drawn out process and Jim keeps running into where I'm working and going, do you remember this girl? Whats her name again? There have been so many girls that my husband has had the pleasure of it's actually quite unbelievable and now that my website has launched, i'll be getting my own share of cock and pussy on the way.

Recently I've had unite a few funny escapades that are updates on my website. Firstly we had 'the clown'. Now he has been a member of my website since last year and he's been badgering me week in and week out that he wanted to appear on camera with me. He shows me a picture of his cock and well, he was booked in straight away! He said he wasn't allowed to show his face due to his job and thats not a problem, i'm fairly easy going when it comes to protecting ones identity….if you've got a big cock!! haha  So I wasn't expecting him to turn up dressed as a clown and that he didn't ant to speak in case his voice was recognised as well!!! WTF! I just went along with it, its a hilarious idea of me getting ravaged by a clown that can only speak with his horn! lol Make sure you go and have a peak if you haven't already done so at larasplayground.com.

Then I had a long overdue scene with Paige to film. She's my best pal in the industry and we have a hoot when we're not filming. We both love posh shoes (Jimmy Choos & Louboutins) and expensive handbags too. So when she came along, we went for full on retro, seamed stockinged, aline dressed, high heeled, 8 strapped garter belted fun! Yes we even used the old cine camera that Jim and I have on our shelves as a prop. So if you love really long (Paige and I are both nearly 6ft tall) legs clad in seamed stockings then you must check that update out.

Over the next 2 weeks I've got a lot of filming to do for my website. Jim is very far ahead with his updates but I like checking who's hot right now in the porn industry and filming with them. So if you have any suggestions of who i should film with then please let me know.

Over the last month I've done a couple of solo shoots of stills and video involving dildos and cream (see the photo) and also i did a peeing shoot out and about in the Surrey hills. I did actually drink too much water (about 4.5 litres in 2 hours) and flooded my body out of its salts and sugars. I was dizzy, couldn't speak coherently, couldn't concentrate and was extremely tired. When i got home Doctor Jimbo sorted me out and tucked me up in bed. All is ok though, it was my own fault and i have another shoot booked in with Paige. Duo peeing, will be wither fun or extremely frustrating as we can't pee at the same time!!

Great news is that I have tickets for the womens and mens beach volleyball semi-finals!!! Yay! I'm not just a perve, I actually used to play and be a middle hitter in the indoor games. Now I just don't have time to play with any other balls apart from the ones between mens legs!

I'm currently on tour and am having an hour off before I have my last client of the day. It was Jimbos birthday yesterday and I treated him by taking him to see Warhorse (the play). We've already seen the film, but our pals have all said the play is amazing….and it is. It was fantastic. I was in wonderment at the horses and how they moved and the actual weight of them, especially when they had riders on the back of them. For those of you who have no idea that i'm talking about please google it. 

Well it's raining in London. Lets be honest, when isn't it this year? I personally love the rain and even have an iPod track to listen to when i go to sleep!! haha maybe its me keeping the rain here. Lets hope it shoos away before i have to sit and watch the beach volleyball game in August.

Oooh i forgot to mention that Paige and I have been (thanks to a kind client) to the polo and The Queen was their! We took some photos, shouted tally ho a lot! and then went and stood on the divots. It was fun if cold day and we got to see lots of stallions - as well as the horses!! :D

Have fun!

xx

Great Films and Filming Great Scenes

Well everybody its been ages since i've blogged and so much has happened. As you know from previous blogs, JimSlip & I filmed our Pick N Mix series for Television X and it is now airing. We have had amazing feedback on this as well as the 'about bleedin' time you were on screen together' comments'! I am flying back from Budapest, just over Bratislava as the screen above my head shows us. We've had an amazingly productive 3 weeks in Budapest. In fact we've managed to shag our way through half the agencies girls for both of our websites. So look out for some spectacularly beautiful and sexy girls appearing with me and Jimbo over the next 4 months. I got my hands on some lovely guys and girls. One of the scenes was with one of my actual website members who knew I filmed in Hungary a lot and wanted to appear with me. I allowed him to appear in disguise and thanks to my wonderful make-up artist who thought that just a wig and nose wouldn't be enough to make him unrecognisable with his job, turned him into a half-recognisable to totally unrecognisable CLOWN! Take a look at a few of the snaps below. If you don't like clowns, well……..tough! It's my site and I decide who gets to come and play.

Before Hungary in Mid April I treated Jimbo to a holiday in  5star all-inclusive hotel in Belek, Turkey. I'd been there before last year to the wedding if you remember and my reasoning was that if the weather wasn't amazing, then we could go to the indoor spa and also the restaurants/snacks run 24 hours a day. In other words, we could stuff our faces!! The hotel was almost empty for the first 2 days which was great, as the service from ALL, yes ALL the staff was fantastic and they were friendlier than I remembered (if thats even possible). The food was still exceptional and the best thing - when you're taking sole responsibility for deciding someone else's holiday location - is that Jimbo loved it. So much so, he's already said that  he'd love to return next year. Err, does this mean i'm paying????? lol Anyway, a week after we'd returned from turkey we've booked our Christmas get away (Christmas is far too commercial in the UK and New Year is always a let down) so we're off to Thailand via Singapore and on the A380 again, yessssss! I love that plane so much, that if i could convert one into an apartment to live in, I would. Well especially if I had some of the Emirates air stewardesses helping me around the place. They are gorgeous. So if anyone has any tips on where to stay in Thailand (we've done Bangkok & Koh Tao) and defiantly any suggestions of where to stay and what to see on a 4 day stop over in Singapore would be most welcomed.

I've actually just been reading an interesting article on why aircraft have to have an ashtray in the toilet. They aren't allowed to fly without one being installed: 

I'm looking forward to getting back to the UK. I'm now going to be offering webcam regularly via my Adultwork page: www.adultwork.com/laralatex, so if you've always wanted a 1 on 1 with me but have never had the courage to book me as an escort then nows your chance! If you haven't seen already then I am in London Spitalfields next week 28th May-1st June. I have quite a few bookings already but there are still spaces so if you want to come and see me then please check here for my contact details: www.french-maid.co.uk I am also available for duos with Paige Turnah so if you think you can handle two 6foot ladies then contact me via the same page.

Hopefully it's stopped raining in the UK now. I've heard its sunny and 23 degrees in fact. Seeing as we left at he beginning of May and it has rained in the UK nearly every day we have been away (the reason we wanted to get away in the first place was due to the atrocious weather in April) and yet there is still a hosepipe ban!!!

While i've been away i've watched the first series of Prison Break. Yes I know it was first aired years ago, but I'm slow to realise how good it was. It was great right up to the break out and then it went a bit tits up I think. I'm just into show 5 of the second series and although Holly Valances accent has been a horrific experience (is she supposed to be Hispanic?? No, she's supposed to be Czech) it's really quite good fun. My favourite actors are the Italian Abruzzi and T-Bag. I think they make the series and far outshine the main characters but others will disagree and each to their own.

While we've been away i've been a bit of cinema buff. We've seen: Marigold Hotel, Battleship, The Avengers and The Lady in Black. I absolutely loved Marigold Hotel for its super stellar cast and the fact that i'm totally besotted with Bill Nighy (sorry Jimbo). The story was cliched yes, but the acting was amazing. Battleship was such an unbelievable story (no not the alien bit). Who knew that you could handbrake turn a battleship on an anchor to broadside an alien craft. I'm surprised the aliens didn't run away at seeing that feat. The Lady in Black was so badly transferred into a film. So bad that it completely got the character played by Daniel Ratcliff wrong from the character in the book. So Jimbo, Frank Thring and I are off in July to see the play. It's often the case that people say the books are far better and in this case it's definitely true. Now I have left The Avengers until last as I am not a fan of comic books, their characters or comic book characters in films! Well apart from The Incredible Hulk and Wonder Woman when they used to be on the telly. Also i'm totally not a fan of Robert Downey Jr . However, I was gripped by this film. The effects are AMAZING, the story is funny and each character was given their fair share of screen time unlike in The Marigold Hotel where Judi Dench/ Maggi Smith/Bill Nighy had far more than anyone else. The funniest parts for me (for those who have seen it) are when Iron Man is jabbing Hulk with the pen saying 'come on get angry'; when the pilot is firing at Hulk and the pilot is asked on the status of the target (Hulk), he says Target is….Angry!!! Also when Hulk and Thor have just defeated the baddie and are both satisfied, then Thor looks at the Hulk and smiles and the Hulk elbow him off the screen as if to say, 'yeah but i'm still the toughest'. So I thoroughly recommend this film for many reasons really. I actually liked all the characters in the end including Mr. Downey and I can't wait for The Avengers 2. 

I have to add here that 3 of us went to see another film about Edgar Alan Poe but i'm not sure what it was called. I just tagged along really. We didn't get very far into the film when the lights went up, the film was stopped and we had to evacuate due to a bomb scare!! We didn't bother going back the next night to watch for free so you could tell that the first 7 minutes hadn't really gripped us! 

For every film except Marigold (which was full), we were only an audience of about 10 in a huge cinema which was great as I have a major problem with cinema audiences at the moment. If you're planning on taking NACHOS into the cinema you'd better sit far away from me. They stink, they're noisy and it's just damn rude to sit next to someone and be so inconsiderate. The last man who did that and sat next to me had the misfortune of me 'accidentally' nudging his elbow and the nachos all fell into his lap. Which of course I was really sorry for……NOT! It's not just me who shares this view by the way, in case you think i'm weird. Lets just say its better to try and sit next to me with nachos than JimSlip or Frank Thring! ;-) 

Just to let you know that we met the art director for Die Hard 5 while we were in Budapest. So thats good news for you Die Hard fans out there. I didn't want to let on that i'd never seen 1,2,3,or 4 but i think i bluffed it pretty well! haha

Anyway, we're about to land and I need to find some photos to add to this blog to jazz it up a bit. 

So just to recap, over the next month watch out for my webcamming and London Spitalfields tour.

Fun For All and All For Fun!

Lara x

Motown Magic Dance Moves by a SHAFTA Double Winner!

Well since the last time I wrote, I have won 2 awards!!! Woo hippo! Jimbo and I attended the Television X SHAFTA awards, with it being a shipwrecked chic theme, he wore a Bermuda shirt and I ignored the dress code and went glam. I wore a sexy red dress and my lovely high, black patent Loboutins. It was a great evening and we got to catch up with loads of people we don't normally see as we're all to busy working the rest of the year. We presented the first award of the evening and then surprisingly we were back up on stage receiving the Best Series award for Laras Anal Adventures. I was really surprised to receive this award as its the best award of the evening and there were so many good series in the category. While I was talking to Tanya Tate on her red couch where she interviews all the winners, I ears my name called again!! This time i'd won Best Anal Scene for Laras Anal Adventures. This episode featured Rebecca Moore and Kris Vicious who had kindly allowed me to squeeze his cock in my bum! The whole series was a lot of fun to film and Jimbo and I would like to thank everyone who helped us make it .

We've also been editing at the moment and yesterday we handed in Jim & Laras Pick N Mix to Television X. It should be being aired over the summer and i'll let you know when its coming to your screens. It was the first series Jim and I had both appeared in together and we enjoyed making it. It was far less stressful than we'd anticipated in that we both normally try and direct  and it can lead to arguments. But I sat back and let Jimbo take charge and it was plain sailing. 

Last week we went to the O2 to see the 4 Tops, Tavares, The Temptations and The Crystals. I surprised myself by knowing nearly all the lyrics to the songs! It must be because Jim plays the songs on the stereo at home. My favourite group was Tavares. The beat the Temptations who just played too many songs and people got bored and the 4 Tops just sang about 6 songs and the rest were medleys which was annoying. Tavares had fantastic stage presence and had me copying their snazzy dance moves afterwards on the tube home, much to everyones amusement.

It was also Jimbo and I's 11th wedding anniversary. I can't believe how quickly 11 years has flown by! I also can't believe the shenanigans we've got up to in that 11 years. Theres not many people out there who can say they live and work with their partners 24/7, film their partners shagging other men/women, film others, edit, book models for their partners to shag and still be happy after 11 years. Different strokes for different folks I suppose (no pun intended)!

In a couple of weeks time we're off on holiday to Turkey to the hotel where I was a bridesmaid for 1 of my pals last year. It might not be mega hot over there, but we'll definitely enjoy gorging on the amazing food. This is the hotel I said wasn't 5 star, it was 7 star. I thoroughly enjoyed myself last time and I cannot wait to go back again.

In May, I'll be back over to Budapest to film more babes for the Jimslip website and i'll also be filming more scenes for my website. I've been filming some over in the UK and if you check out this weeks update: www.laralatex.com you'll see I accost a plumber who was packing his tools into his van and I persuade him to come and look at a blockage I have (thank Jim for me having to ay that line)!

I'm currently on tour in London and if you read this in time, i'm here until Thursday 5th April 11pm. For more details click here: www.french-maid.co.uk. There's also a new free video on one of the pages, so have a hunt for that on one of my pages. 

Have a great Easter. 

x