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Not going to The Reading Festival

Well I thought I'd rattle of another hick blog as they've been rather erratic over the last month.

In my last blog I mentioned Reading Festival. Well, a lovely new client of mine said that he would put me and my pal Paige on the guest list for the Sunday of Reading festival. My first festival, i'm soooo excited. Now i'm sure that he was saying that it was the next weekend after the end of my last tour (which would have been 6th/7th August). I looked at the Reading festival website, checked the band was on the Sunday, oops, no the band is playing on the Saturday. Texted him, 'doh he says, yeah i'm playing on Saturday'. Me: 'So you'll make sure the days changed for my guest list yeah'? Him: No probs. hmm I have my doubts, But anyway, Paige and I ring each other on the Saturday morning, asking each other what we're going to be wearing. Obligatory wellies, check. Tissues in case no toilet roll in portals, check. Handwash after being in the portaloos, check. Loads of cash to buy bottles of water at extortionately high prices………yes, check. Ok, so I'm meeting Paige at Reading station, I've got Jimbo give me a lift to the train station and I've got my ticket already sorted. I see a woman also in wellies, leggings, short skirt and a funny hat in the station shop. She looks at my wellies, I look at hers and we give each other a knowing smile. Yes, i'm off to the festival too comrade, I think to myself.

Annnnnnnnnyway, I get on the tar and text band member. On our way see you soon! Tweeting away, 'looking forward to the festival if anyones there come and say hi'! And then I get the text back. It's not until the 27th Lara! OMFG! Texted Paige, luckily she was up for going shopping instead. In Reading in our wellies. In Reading in our wellies and it's not raining. Oh God! This is gonna be humiliating. Then all the tweets come through, 'erm, sorry Lara but the festivals 2 weeks away'. Oh, the shame! PMSL. The thing that worries me is that I looked at the Reading festival website quite a few times and the dates and it still didn't compute in my mind that this weekend wasn't the right one. I'm now also thinking, what was the woman in the shop looking at my wells and smiling for? Was it a smile or a smirk? Is there some kind of ladder of coolness in different types of wellies and mine just aren't cool? Waah this is starting to make me go a bit doo-lally thinking about all the things that have occurred due to 'not going to the Reading Festival.

Anyway, as I always say, 'Welcome To My World'. It turned out to be a fun day shopping with my pal. She's so classy, she bought 2 badges, 1 says I Love Minge and the other, Fancy a Fisting? There's so many reason I lie her as a pal, her taste in badges is definately one of them.

I'm writing this blog thousands of feet up in the air on my way to Budapest. It's the first time that I have ever been delayed in 10 years of flying to Budapest. It was an hour delay which meant I spent more money in duty free. I like flying Malev, you get treated well, the check-in staff have been the same for 10 years! And also as a frequent flyer I get to jump the check-in queue and the system stores the fact that I like an emergency exit seat and every time I get it. Haha! Jimbo is sitting in his usual window seat listening to his pops on his ipad reading Viz and laughing at Biffa Bacon. I've read my magazine and am listening to my itunes. I'm rather pleased with some cd's that arrived at my door in record time. It's Fantazias New years Eve 1991/92. I love the Rat Pack and also Easygrooves sets. I'm planning on going up to the Fantazia 20th Birthday party in Manchester. Is anyone going? These cd's remind me of dancing away in nightclubs in Kingston and Hammersmith Palais when I was 18. I originally had the cassette (remember those)!!! My favourite choon on it is Blame - Music Takes You and also You & Me by DJ Seduction. 

Having a riot whilst on tour

The main news of last week, the riots. I have to admit I was a little scared especially as clients were letting me know that Liverpool Street area might be a target. Then I realised that it’s not a huge shopping area, it’s mainly financial businesses, so the chances are you wouldn’t be running away with a 60” television under your arm. Now I had a few clients who wanted me to keep the news on during our time together (makes a change from watching a porn film)! What absolute carnage and disrespect these people have for our society. I don’t think at all that this had any connection with the Mark Duggan shooting. My only comment on that is, don’t carry a gun if you don’t want to be shot, as it is clearly ILLEGAL to do so in this country. You carried it, you got shot, end of. But I digress as my main concern is the riots. I was livid with rage at watching these scum - as that’s what they are, scum – assault the public and the emergency services, break into peoples’ shops and home and burn down buildings that survived a World War; yes that’s a War that my great grandparents fought in. For the people who went out and helped clear up and have donated to the people who have lost everything in these events, we are thankful that our country still has citizens with morals. For those of you involved in it and I hope none of my ‘fans’ are as you are nothing to me if you were involved, then you should hang your head in shame. Your benefits should be taken away (if applicable) and the most severe prison sentences handed out to you. For those people moaning about the facebook person to get 4 years, let’s put it into context, if what you said instead was to rally people against a group of people of different race to you, then that would be inciting racial hatred. You were rallying people to go and destroy shops, homes and peoples’ lives. So I think it should be treated with the severity that you now face. As the old saying goes, if you can’t do the time, then don’t do the crime.

I say this all from a viewpoint that my best friends are police officers, their husband, boyfriend and close family are police officers and I worried for their safety. I didn’t hear from them until Wednesday when very weary messages appeared from them all. All I can say from speaking to them is it really is time to revise the powers the police have in this country. Get them away from hours and hours of paperwork and back onto policing the streets, not in their squad cars, but walking the streets like they used to. I want to worry that I can’t go dropping even a piece of litter, or riding my bike on the pavement for fear that a copper might walk around the corner the next moment. The chances are at the moment that you know that a copper won’t be there.

Anyway enough with my ranting, I’m off to Budapest on Saturday for a month of JimSlip filming. I might film some scenes for my website http://www.laralatex.com. There’s a new update on Friday, which is a kinky one. I meet a tramp and seduce him. I do love a bit of rough now and again!

Have a good week!

In the Heat of The Night

Well its been well over a week since I last bogged and i've been quite busy. The day after I came back from Budapest I was working with Paige Turnah for a transvestite website. We take guys and dress them up as ladies. It may sound really weird to straight men, but I love doing it. Its such a giggle and Paige and I had another helper with us that day, strapon Jane. Her strapon was hidden away that day as i'm sure the guy we were dressing up would've been a bit freaked out by some of the ones she has! We had 3 scenarios, poker, sisters and a lingerie shop, where I had to show off to the transvestite and get him to help me get dreesed in my stockings, bra and panties. (if you want to own my used panties then please click here).

Jimbo & I are finishing off the editing of his JimSlips EUROMILF series, so that will free up some of our time to start planning more filming for www.laralatex.com. I'll be on the prowl for more beauties and male talent to have my wicked way with which will be good fun.

This morning I watched In the Heat of The Night with Rod Steiger and Sidney Poitier. Jimbo bought it and I thought it was really good. Apart from Rod Steigers annoying way he chewed gum. How fast does he chew! Jut finished watching Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire. I think the first time I watched this I wasn't paying attention as I thought it was rally good and I couldn't remember anything about it. Next on our Saturday movie marathon is Babel. I'll let you know what I think of it next time.

I'm off to see family tomorrow and have a big catch up. I'm not often in the country so when I am, I have to rush around and say hi to everyone. I'll be in Richmond and ill hopefully be down by the river so if you see me, say hi. It'll be nice to have another lazy day as i'll be up in London on my tour (Liverpool Street ) from Monday through to Thursday morning. I've already got lots of bookings and I can't wait to get my hands on lots of cock! However, I still have some availability so if you've always wanted to meet me then now's your chance!

Have fun!