Viennese cakes to Peanuts in Hungary

Well my lovely people, its been a while. I have been so busy filming new babes and studs for mine and JimSlips websites that theres been hardly any time to eat or sleep, let along blog.

In September we went to Budapest for 1 month to film so many hotties it was unbelievable. As some of you may have seen on my website: www.laralatex.com, we kicked off with Nesty. She was on my husband JIMSLIPs website a couple of years ago under the name Katrin. Don't ask me why she changed her name, but she did and Oh My God! She's even more of a babe now than she was then. So if you liked her back then, then you really do want to check her out dressed in a lovely blue 50s dress with seamed stockings on. She definitely likes girls, of that I can assure you! Other girls we have are 6ft stunning Lyen, cute Gina who (dressed in school uniform) pounces upon me, Mira who looks so pin up girl, its amazing. We also have some 3 comes with me and Jim as well. They were good fun to film. We put the camera on a tripod and we used the remote control to take the photos so we all had to 'freeze' during the fucking. I love it when we do things like that, its always so fun yet really erotic at the same time. Jim and I even filmed a scene together! I wore red latex and this will be the Christmas update so make sure you have a glimpse of that on Boxing Day.

So when we are in Budapest, we normally have busy days filming and then go to the cinema a lot with our pal Frank Thring. Well there wasn't diddly squat on at the cinema that was worth going to. To be fair, we got so knackered that even if we'd been sitting in front of a brass band, I would've fallen asleep. When I plan a schedule, I really plan a schedule! lol. However, Paige Turnah my best pal came over to work while we were there and I took her to the Peanut Bar. Its not called that, i call it that due to the free peanuts in huge bowls all over the place. Also you are allowed to write on any piece of paper you can find and pin it to the ceiling, walls, wherever! So Paige and I took the opportunity to plug our websites and announce that we'd eaten (the peanuts) and had a drink there. Have a look and see if you can find what we've written if you ever go there - I think its called the For Sale bar.

We did however manage to fit in a trip to Vienna. We went on an uber fast train that took us through some stunning scenery. Then of course we had to try the amazing cafes full of delicious cakes. The strudel that Jim had was huge. The cafes there are so lovely inside, you never want to leave. But we did, to go to Austrian equivalent of the National Gallery. It was an amazing place. The paintings are exquisite and the I really enjoyed the Egyptian rooms. In the evening we went to see the Vienna Residence Orchestra. Jim managed to bag us the best seats in the house, right at the front in the middle. I don't know how he managed this, but the evening was brilliant and all the musicians were excellent.

So the filming we did will take us up to April in updates for our websites, which means that Jim and I are lucky enough to be able to take a break and go on holiday over Christmas and New Year. This year we are going back to Thailand and then on to Vietnam. It is definitely a holiday, there will be no filming whatsoever. I can't wait to go back. As soon as you step out of the airport in Bangkok you are met with the colourful taxis, 30 minutes to the city and then a massage…..that is what Jim is looking forward to most of all. 1 month of daily massages. He's going to be a man of rubber by the end, he'll be so relaxed!

Anyway, as I write, I am on tour in London. I have a spare hour and thought id fill you all in on my antics. Its been a pretty crappy 2 weeks of weather for lots of you across the UK. The floods are terrible and the damage it causes is awful. My thoughts are with those who they have affected. 

Some of you may know that I have started work on SheBangTV. I did my first shift with the stunning Lucy Love who bought along her 'massager'. Well this was an amazing implement that took me to new heights (being at the top of a 5 story building, this wasn't hard to achieve, lol). I had a fantastic time playing with Lucy, trying to make her squirt, doing solo shows and generally having a good time and reading the filthy texts you sent in. If you want to catch me again, then I am on 8th December with Dani Amour from 9pm. So come check us out and send us a text or 2, we'd love to hear from you. 

Its back to work for me now. I have 2 new sets of Myla underwear to put to good use this week. I love my luxury underwear and I know you love seeing me in it. Check my twitter feed for the photos.

Olympic Summer

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Clowns, Peeing & The Polo

Finding time to write blogs is extremely difficult, there's always 100 other things that get in the way of writing them. Since I last wrote, Jimbo has been busy archiving all his www.jimslip.com scenes as they'll be stashed away in a vault somewhere. It's a long drawn out process and Jim keeps running into where I'm working and going, do you remember this girl? Whats her name again? There have been so many girls that my husband has had the pleasure of it's actually quite unbelievable and now that my website has launched, i'll be getting my own share of cock and pussy on the way.

Recently I've had unite a few funny escapades that are updates on my website. Firstly we had 'the clown'. Now he has been a member of my website since last year and he's been badgering me week in and week out that he wanted to appear on camera with me. He shows me a picture of his cock and well, he was booked in straight away! He said he wasn't allowed to show his face due to his job and thats not a problem, i'm fairly easy going when it comes to protecting ones identity….if you've got a big cock!! haha  So I wasn't expecting him to turn up dressed as a clown and that he didn't ant to speak in case his voice was recognised as well!!! WTF! I just went along with it, its a hilarious idea of me getting ravaged by a clown that can only speak with his horn! lol Make sure you go and have a peak if you haven't already done so at larasplayground.com.

Then I had a long overdue scene with Paige to film. She's my best pal in the industry and we have a hoot when we're not filming. We both love posh shoes (Jimmy Choos & Louboutins) and nice handbags too. So when she came along, we went for full on retro, seamed stockinged, aline dressed, high heeled, 8 strapped garter belted fun! Yes we even used the old cine camera that Jim and I have on our shelves as a prop. So if you love really long (Paige and I are both nearly 6ft tall) legs clad in seamed stockings then you must check that update out.

Over the next 2 weeks I've got a lot of filming to do for my website. Jim is very far ahead with his updates but I like checking who's hot right now in the porn industry and filming with them. So if you have any suggestions of who i should film with then please let me know.

Over the last month I've done a couple of solo shoots of stills and video involving dildos and cream (see the photo) and also i did a peeing shoot out and about in the Surrey hills. I did actually drink too much water (about 4.5 litres in 2 hours) and flooded my body out of its salts and sugars. I was dizzy, couldn't speak coherently, couldn't concentrate and was extremely tired. When i got home Doctor Jimbo sorted me out and tucked me up in bed. All is ok though, it was my own fault and i have another shoot booked in with Paige. Duo peeing, will be wither fun or extremely frustrating as we can't pee at the same time!!

Great news is that I have tickets for the womens and mens beach volleyball semi-finals!!! Yay! I'm not just a perve, I actually used to play and be a middle hitter in the indoor games. Now I just don't have time to play with any other balls apart from the ones between mens legs!

I'm currently on tour and am having an hour off before I have my last client of the day. It was Jimbos birthday yesterday and I treated him by taking him to see Warhorse (the play). We've already seen the film, but our pals have all said the play is amazing….and it is. It was fantastic. I was in wonderment at the horses and how they moved and the actual weight of them, especially when they had riders on the back of them. For those of you who have no idea that i'm talking about please google it. 

Well it's raining in London. Lets be honest, when isn't it this year? I personally love the rain and even have an iPod track to listen to when i go to sleep!! haha maybe its me keeping the rain here. Lets hope it shoos away before i have to sit and watch the beach volleyball game in August.

Oooh i forgot to mention that Paige and I have been (thanks to a kind client) to the polo and The Queen was their! We took some photos, shouted tally ho a lot! and then went and stood on the divots. It was fun if cold day and we got to see lots of stallions - as well as the horses!! :D

Have fun!

xx

Great Films and Filming Great Scenes

Well everybody its been ages since i've blogged and so much has happened. As you know from previous blogs, JimSlip & I filmed our Pick N Mix series for Television X and it is now airing. We have had amazing feedback on this as well as the 'about bleedin' time you were on screen together' comments'! I am flying back from Budapest, just over Bratislava as the screen above my head shows us. We've had an amazingly productive 3 weeks in Budapest. In fact we've managed to shag our way through half the agencies girls for both of our websites. So look out for some spectacularly beautiful and sexy girls appearing with me and Jimbo over the next 4 months. I got my hands on some lovely guys and girls. One of the scenes was with one of my actual website members who knew I filmed in Hungary a lot and wanted to appear with me. I allowed him to appear in disguise and thanks to my wonderful make-up artist who thought that just a wig and nose wouldn't be enough to make him unrecognisable with his job, turned him into a half-recognisable to totally unrecognisable CLOWN! Take a look at a few of the snaps below. If you don't like clowns, well……..tough! It's my site and I decide who gets to come and play.

Before Hungary in Mid April Jimbo and I went on a holiday to an all-inclusive hotel in Belek, Turkey. I'd been there before last year to the wedding if you remember and my reasoning was that if the weather wasn't amazing, then we could go to the indoor spa and also the restaurants/snacks run 24 hours a day. In other words, we could stuff our faces!! The hotel was almost empty for the first 2 days which was great, as the service from ALL, yes ALL the staff was fantastic and they were friendlier than I remembered (if thats even possible). The food was still exceptional and the best thing - when you're taking sole responsibility for deciding someone else's holiday location - is that Jimbo loved it. So much so, he's already said that  he'd love to return next year. Err, does this mean i'm paying????? lol Anyway, a week after we'd returned from turkey we've booked our Christmas get away (Christmas is far too commercial in the UK and New Year is always a let down) so we're off to Thailand via Singapore and on the A380 again, yessssss! I love that plane so much, that if i could convert one into an apartment to live in, I would. Well especially if I had some of the Emirates air stewardesses helping me around the place. They are gorgeous. So if anyone has any tips on where to stay in Thailand (we've done Bangkok & Koh Tao) and defiantly any suggestions of where to stay and what to see on a 4 day stop over in Singapore would be most welcomed.

I've actually just been reading an interesting article on why aircraft have to have an ashtray in the toilet. They aren't allowed to fly without one being installed: 

Hopefully it's stopped raining in the UK now. I've heard its sunny and 23 degrees in fact. Seeing as we left at he beginning of May and it has rained in the UK nearly every day we have been away (the reason we wanted to get away in the first place was due to the atrocious weather in April) and yet there is still a hosepipe ban!!!

While i've been away i've watched the first series of Prison Break. Yes I know it was first aired years ago, but I'm slow to realise how good it was. It was great right up to the break out and then it went a bit tits up I think. I'm just into show 5 of the second series and although Holly Valances accent has been a horrific experience (is she supposed to be Hispanic?? No, she's supposed to be Czech) it's really quite good fun. My favourite actors are the Italian Abruzzi and T-Bag. I think they make the series and far outshine the main characters but others will disagree and each to their own.

While we've been away i've been a bit of cinema buff. We've seen: Marigold Hotel, Battleship, The Avengers and The Lady in Black. I absolutely loved Marigold Hotel for its super stellar cast and the fact that i'm totally besotted with Bill Nighy (sorry Jimbo). The story was cliched yes, but the acting was amazing. Battleship was such an unbelievable story (no not the alien bit). Who knew that you could handbrake turn a battleship on an anchor to broadside an alien craft. I'm surprised the aliens didn't run away at seeing that feat. The Lady in Black was so badly transferred into a film. So bad that it completely got the character played by Daniel Ratcliff wrong from the character in the book. So Jimbo, Frank Thring and I are off in July to see the play. It's often the case that people say the books are far better and in this case it's definitely true. Now I have left The Avengers until last as I am not a fan of comic books, their characters or comic book characters in films! Well apart from The Incredible Hulk and Wonder Woman when they used to be on the telly. Also i'm totally not a fan of Robert Downey Jr . However, I was gripped by this film. The effects are AMAZING, the story is funny and each character was given their fair share of screen time unlike in The Marigold Hotel where Judi Dench/ Maggi Smith/Bill Nighy had far more than anyone else. The funniest parts for me (for those who have seen it) are when Iron Man is jabbing Hulk with the pen saying 'come on get angry'; when the pilot is firing at Hulk and the pilot is asked on the status of the target (Hulk), he says Target is….Angry!!! Also when Hulk and Thor have just defeated the baddie and are both satisfied, then Thor looks at the Hulk and smiles and the Hulk elbow him off the screen as if to say, 'yeah but i'm still the toughest'. So I thoroughly recommend this film for many reasons really. I actually liked all the characters in the end including Mr. Downey and I can't wait for The Avengers 2. 

I have to add here that 3 of us went to see another film about Edgar Alan Poe but i'm not sure what it was called. I just tagged along really. We didn't get very far into the film when the lights went up, the film was stopped and we had to evacuate due to a bomb scare!! We didn't bother going back the next night to watch for free so you could tell that the first 7 minutes hadn't really gripped us! 

For every film except Marigold (which was full), we were only an audience of about 10 in a huge cinema which was great as I have a major problem with cinema audiences at the moment. If you're planning on taking NACHOS into the cinema you'd better sit far away from me. They stink, they're noisy and it's just damn rude to sit next to someone and be so inconsiderate. The last man who did that and sat next to me had the misfortune of me 'accidentally' nudging his elbow and the nachos all fell into his lap. Which of course I was really sorry for……NOT! It's not just me who shares this view by the way, in case you think i'm weird. Lets just say its better to try and sit next to me with nachos than JimSlip or Frank Thring! ;-) 

Just to let you know that we met the art director for Die Hard 5 while we were in Budapest. So thats good news for you Die Hard fans out there. I didn't want to let on that i'd never seen 1,2,3,or 4 but i think i bluffed it pretty well! haha

Anyway, we're about to land and I need to find some photos to add to this blog to jazz it up a bit. 

Fun For All and All For Fun!

Lara x

Motown Magic Dance Moves by a SHAFTA Double Winner!

Well since the last time I wrote, I have won 2 awards!!! Woo hippo! Jimbo and I attended the Television X SHAFTA awards, with it being a shipwrecked chic theme, he wore a Bermuda shirt and I ignored the dress code and went glam. I wore a sexy red dress and my lovely high, black patent Loboutins. It was a great evening and we got to catch up with loads of people we don't normally see as we're all to busy working the rest of the year. We presented the first award of the evening and then surprisingly we were back up on stage receiving the Best Series award for Laras Anal Adventures. I was really surprised to receive this award as its the best award of the evening and there were so many good series in the category. While I was talking to Tanya Tate on her red couch where she interviews all the winners, I ears my name called again!! This time i'd won Best Anal Scene for Laras Anal Adventures. This episode featured Rebecca Moore and Kris Vicious who had kindly allowed me to squeeze his cock in my bum! The whole series was a lot of fun to film and Jimbo and I would like to thank everyone who helped us make it .

We've also been editing at the moment and yesterday we handed in Jim & Laras Pick N Mix to Television X. It should be being aired over the summer and i'll let you know when its coming to your screens. It was the first series Jim and I had both appeared in together and we enjoyed making it. It was far less stressful than we'd anticipated in that we both normally try and direct  and it can lead to arguments. But I sat back and let Jimbo take charge and it was plain sailing. 

Last week we went to the O2 to see the 4 Tops, Tavares, The Temptations and The Crystals. I surprised myself by knowing nearly all the lyrics to the songs! It must be because Jim plays the songs on the stereo at home. My favourite group was Tavares. The beat the Temptations who just played too many songs and people got bored and the 4 Tops just sang about 6 songs and the rest were medleys which was annoying. Tavares had fantastic stage presence and had me copying their snazzy dance moves afterwards on the tube home, much to everyones amusement.

It was also Jimbo and I's 11th wedding anniversary. I can't believe how quickly 11 years has flown by! I also can't believe the shenanigans we've got up to in that 11 years. Theres not many people out there who can say they live and work with their partners 24/7, film their partners shagging other men/women, film others, edit, book models for their partners to shag and still be happy after 11 years. Different strokes for different folks I suppose (no pun intended)!

In a couple of weeks time we're off on holiday to Turkey to the hotel where I was a bridesmaid for 1 of my pals last year. It might not be mega hot over there, but we'll definitely enjoy gorging on the amazing food. This is the hotel I said wasn't 5 star, it was 7 star. I thoroughly enjoyed myself last time and I cannot wait to go back again.

In May, I'll be back over to Budapest to film more babes for the Jimslip website and i'll also be filming more scenes for my website. I've been filming some over in the UK and if you check out this weeks update: www.laralatex.com you'll see I accost a plumber who was packing his tools into his van and I persuade him to come and look at a blockage I have (thank Jim for me having to ay that line)!

Have a great Easter. 

x

Leaping Lizards what a proposal!

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Woo Hippo! Nominated for Television SHAFTA awards.

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New year, new goals and forthcoming events

So, I hope you all had a great New Years Eve. Mine started with a lovely fish dinner, followed by a slow stroll down to the beach where we lounged in a bar watching the fire dancers, listened to music and watched people light Chinese lanterns with their wishes written on the side. Letting them go with the expectation that they would be lifted high by the air currents and drift off into the distance romantically, only extinguishing themselves to the naked eye rather than plummeting in a ball of flames into the sea. At midnight Jimbo and I left our coconut shakes and went to the eaters edge and tried to light our. Everyone else seemed to be doing it with ease or moreover patience. I just wanted to light it and let it go, then onto the next one, but no, you have to wait until the paper cone heats up and you can feel it lifting away from you. We lit 4 over the course of the hour after midnight. I'm going to tell you what was written on the side of my lantern as most of you will be surprised as you all know i'm into my designer handbags and shoes. It was one simple word 'happiness'. That's all I wished for this year. I think with that, I can achieve anything I want if I put my mind to it. 

Looking back over the previous year I have been hugely successful. I finally launched my website and I have won 3 awards for my endeavours in the adult industry that my life revolves around: 

* A TVX SHAFTA for Best Loved Character

* An Erotic Award for Sex Worker of The Year

* A UKAP award for my TVX series Laras Anal Adventure

I am thrilled with these accolades and even though I was supposed to be resting while on holiday, I couldn't resist taking out the laptop and doing a little work ad promotion of my site: www.laralatex.com This year promises to be even busies than the last so I will really have to be on the ball as i'll be pushing myself quite hard. But bring it on I say! I like a challenge and I will reward myself and Jimbo at the end of the year with another long holiday, this time to Bangkok, Vietnam and Cambodia. Anyone who's been there and knows of any interesting places we should stay or sites to see then please email me.

I am currently putting the latest TVX series together: Jim & Laras Pick n Mix. This will be the first time my husband and I will have been in front of the camera together for a whole series. In the 13 years we've been together we have only worked together three times. So fingers crossed it all goes well. We both have a tendency to direct and thats where our problems start….too many cooks and all that! I will let you know how that goes and blog some pics as and when each scene happens. Filming for this starts next week and I get to have 3 cocks. Woo hippo!

Over the last 2 weeks I have downloaded Downton Abbey and watched both series and The Christmas Special. I think this series is amazing. I love the costumes, the actors and actresses (especially Maggie Smiths acerbic tongue and amazing putdowns- I've already used a couple myself). I can't wait for the next series which they're currently filming, so well done the BBC, i'm glad to know that my TV licence money is going towards making dramas like this. Yes it has it's critics and it may not be completely true to the events that happened at the time, this is why its a drama and not factual!

Since i last blogged I've had 2 updates on my website. There's me and the 2 pensioners with the funniest story of Jacks cat having to be laid to rest out at sea Also this weeks update is where I managed to talk myself out of a parking tickt by shagging the parking attendant. He even kept his jacket on when he came back to the flat (they take their jobs seriously you know). So check both of those out as I got my arse spanked/caned and had a huge cock too! I love my job!


Since i've been back i've managed to meet up with my pal Paige Turnah. We went to Selfridges (after she's run up Oxford Street barefoot to meet me) and bought loads of sets in Myla. As any lingerie expert would know, this is rather expensive and luxurious and we needed the help of 1 woman and that woman could of only been Judith. If you ever visit, ask for her. She's only about 5ft tall so you might miss her, but all 3 of us managed to squeeze into  1 changing room with 10 sets of underwear and she was a delight. Running back and forth for different sizes, colours and even posing for twitter photos and a video!! She must've thought we were nuts.......and we are!

Currently i'm listening to Clubland X-treme Hardcore 8. If you're into this music, then do get it. It's moving more into the dub genre but there's still some banging tunes with a load of female vocals soaring over the top. My favourite is: For a lifetime(Breeze mix), Adam Harris. I think this album is harder than 7 and I prefer 7 but as the saying goes I'll always be 'hardcore till I die'. For me this is true in more ways than one!

New Years Resolution: To blog more and restart my horseriding