Louboutins, Last Escort Tour of the Year and my next Television X series

About a week ago I did some webcam with Paige Turnah. If you've never seen us on webcam then you get 1 hell of a show. We're both filthy little minxes and no matter how often we work together, we still manage to top our previous meeting. We both have conflicting schedules until next year, so our next show will be in January. I'll let you know the dates when we've organised a date. For those who'd like to know where you can see us on webcam then i'm here: LARA LATEX WEBCAM SHOWS

It was time foo another shopping trip with the delightful Paige last week. On the list was another pair of Laboutins and some Rigby & Peller underwear for me and some Laboutins, A Mulberry handbag and also some Rigby & Peller underwear for Paige. The good news is that we managed to fulfil our shopping needs. The even better news for you guys is that my boobs (having been surveyed by The Queens own cleavage estimators) is that I am not a 34D, I am a 32E!!! Well I was rather shocked, but happily so that I have gone up. It must be awful to go into there and find out that you'd massively over-estimated your boob size and that you had lemons instead of melons! hahaha

I still have 1 item on my must have list and for this I now have to go online seeing as Harrods don't have them in stock. This is a white shirt from Aquascutum and i've wanted it for a couple of months now. It's just impossible to find it, which means not many women will have it (if you know me then you know I like limited edition items). Maybe I should put it on my wishlist as it is my birthday in less than a month, but I don't think they sell it on Amazon - MY WISHLIST. 

After being shopping out for a while, I had to put my producer head on and start preparing for my Television X show, Laras Men In Uniforms. I'm in the final process of confirming locations, the studs (amazing talent lined up) and also the crew. I have 2 brilliant locations lined up and I can't wait to don my outfits and get started. I can't give you any more information that that right now as it's TOP SECRET but with the infinite wisdom and craziness of Jim Slip & Frank Thring it will be sensational. I'll let you know more on here when we're filming, but to keep up to date with my shenanigans.

I'm in Budapest at the moment and the weather is gorgeous. They're about to have a holiday for 2 days after the weekend, but we don't stop for such things here at The House of Slip. We're filming a b/g/g and a b/g scene on Tuesday and Wednesday. I don't know how he'll manage the gorgeous Bibi and Avril together but i'll have the smelling salts handy. 

To let you all know i'm at Erotica on Sunday 20th November. It's the day after my birthday so make sure you come and say hi and give me a birthday kiss if you come along. I'm working on the Strictly Broadband stand from 11am-4pm with Paige (my partner in crime) and we'll be having fun playing nake twister and giving out some goodies too.

My last tour dates of the year are up for escorting. I'll be up in London from 28th November-2nd December in Spitalfields. So make sure you come and give yourself the Christmas present you really want instead of socks/pants/jumpers/cd's* (*delete as appropriate). Click here for more details.

Also my last bit of news is that the biggest cock i've ever fucked on screen is my latest update on www.LaraLatex.com. His name was Warren and his appendage is humungous! You'll have to watch it to see if I can squeeze him in and for how long but needless to say I needed a cushion and a horse to feel comfortable when sitting for the next few days. 

Have fun!

Touring, Webcam & Mulberry Handbags

Firstly, HOORAH! My blog is back. Thank you to those who helped me.

Anyway, heres last weeks news:

I had a wonderful time meeting all my clients on tour on the week just gone. I had a couple of duos with Paige Turnah which is always great fun especially when we get to share a big cock. We love putting our arses up in the air and letting the guy choose who he wants to fuck and when. We always dress in seamed fully fashioned stockings  and high heels which means we are impossibly tall, but hey who cares, that more leg for you guys to worship.  I  love receiving gifts (what girl doesn't) and 1 of my regulars came bearing honey! No not to smear over me, but for me to eat. Ok so you're thinking honey is not such a big deal but it is when it comes from the bees you keep in your garden!! How cool is that, such posh pets and they look after themselves and produce wonderful honey for me to eat…everyone should have them!

So this weekend I have been up to some DIY with JimSlip. We've been drilling holes all over our flat to put up mirrors - 1 was 8ft by 4ft - drop them on our feet, put in raw plugs only to find the holes not deep enough, you know the usual kind of DIY that happens all over the country on a Sunday.

Next week I have a lot of running around to prior to our trip to Budapest to shoot my Laras Men In Uniforms. I'm looking forward to it. Getting 2 cocks in 5 shows = 10 cocks, bring it on!  I'm planning on lots sexy outfits that women just love seeing men in. Its going to be good. 

Right I have my Roast pork in the oven, all my paperwork is sorted, i'm just gonna look around the internet at Mulberry handbags and Laboutin shoes as i'm off back into London on Friday with Paige to help her buy her first Mulberry handbag (its a girl thing).

x

From London to Venus & Back

First of all big apologies for not blogging in ages. I've just been uber busy, all culminating in the weekend that's just gone at the Venus erotic fair in Berlin.

After I went home to Surrey on the Friday, I had to do the usual washing and general girls stuff and then I showed Jimbo the Louboutins. They got a very big thumbs up from him! On Saturday, Jimbo and I decided to go to Loch Fyne in Cobham which is one of my favourite fish restaurants. Consistently good quality and the staff are lovely. Unfortunately this time my smoked haddock risotto was on the semolina looking side and badly overcooked. They did change it, but as i'd picked all the fish out of the first risotto I didn't want another so i had another dish (bummer)!! hehehehe

Then on Sunday I got dropped off at the train station for a 5 hour marathon train journey to Bolton. This became rather exciting for me when I got to go on a Virgin pendolino train for the first time. I do like it when it goes round the corners and it tips upwards! Although the air-conditioning was off in our carriage and trying to negotiate my huge suitcase to another carriage just wasn't on the cards, so big fail for that Virgin. I had a solo modelling job the next day and I decided to go up early and take some escorting bookings. To all those who came to see me, you gave me a great Northern welcome. I will not be going up North for the forseeable future though, it really was a one off event. I have no plans to tour anywhere else in the UK either apart from my monthly London tours. The modelling job went extremely well, I was a sexy secretary and I also wore my lovely girly pink dress with fluffy underskirt. I rarely do glamour shoots and I had a lot of fun especially as I had a lovely sexy girl camerawoman to pose in front of. If anyone else would like to book me for photographic modelling then please email me with your enquiries: french-maid69@hotmail.co.uk

While I was in Bolton I got a call from one of the porn studs - Andy Mann, asking me if I was free on the Tuesday to do a b/g scene. I thought why not? It also meant I got to see Manchester, or as they say it Man-chess-taaaaaa! I got taken to The Curry Mile and also had a sightseeing tour around the city. Its much bigger than I thought and it's true, everyone is much friendlier 'oop North'. It was lovely and sunny that day - which is unusual North of Watford so I lapped it up. After watching a film called Rounders with Matt Damon I popped off to bed and woke up early in preparation for my shoot with Andy. He's a lovely guy and our shoot involved me dressed again as a sexy secretary. I know which job I should go into if I ever leave pornoland!! lol We finished our shoot in record time a I had to get the train back to Surrey and pack as I was due to leave the country the next morning with Jimbo to go to Berlin.

Talk about jetting around at the moment. As long as my knickers, suspenders and stockings are all in order, i'm ok to leave at a moments notice. So it was at a dark 6am that Jimbo packed our suitcases in the car to go to Heathrow Terminal 5 for an 11am flight. Yes you heard that right Jimbo had planned for it to take 5 hours to get between junction 9 on the M25 to Heathrow, junction 14. WTF!!!! I went along with the plan, as often it can be a car park at that time of the morning. You can rest easy, if was a safe bet that it was a breeze to get there and we had a lovely 4 hour wait before the flight took off. It was my first time at Terminal 5 and I found it a bit pants really. It's not well thought out, I can predict bottle necks at certain security points and no free WIFI?!? So many of the airports I travel from in Europe have free wifi, loads of plug sockets for charging so many of things that we travel with now, that need to charged and also usb ports. The only thing that Terminal 5 has going for it is the shops. I almost creamed myself when I saw a tax free Tiffany, Gucci and my mecca…….Mulberry. I didn't purchase anything and I was a good girl. I had to be as the next 5 days I had to be a bad girl. I was heading to Berlin with Jimbo to join the rest of the UKAP (UK Adult Producers) guys and girls who had a stand at the Venus Berlin show. This is a massive show, like Erotica which contains everything to do with sex, all under 1 roof. I was handing out promotional cards for my website and also signing and having photos taken with fans. Many of these fans have travelled the world just to say hello. I think the furthest someone had travelled was from Singapore, which is amazing! After the show had finished, there were many parties and a lot of drinking to be done. I don't drink, so it's great fun for me to watch people get progressively worse for wear and not realise their behaviour is soo funny. Of course when they reach a certain point - and it almost always coincides with the DJ playing The Macarena - then i'm outta there! So after 4 days of fun and frolics with other British ladies Tanya, Tracey and Cookie, we were all promo'd out until Erotica; which happens to be over my birthday weekend in November!

On the last day (which is today-Monday 3rd October) Jimbo and I decided to go on a sight-seeing tour around Berlin. We'd already stumbled upon the Brandenburg Gate where we found a sound stage erected and ELO performing a sound check earlier on in the week; so we decided to find some other monuments. I love German military history and wanted to visit The Reichstag but we were both so tired form the long days at the show, that we decided to visit Check Point Charlie. I've visited this before but today is the day that in 1989, The Berlin Wall came down and was even more profound. The horror of having 2 occupying forces in another country was over. People today, all over Berlin and Germany were moving freely between what was considered 'East and West', something that after talking to a Berliner, they do not take for granted. Yet that is something that I do take for granted. Freedom to go where I want and when I want. It was very humbling and informative to go back into the Check Point Charlie museum and see what lengths that people would go to, to cross from East to West. Squashing into the actual seat of a mini, building the biggest hot air balloon made, make their own flying machines to hiding women in 2 suitcases joined together and put on train luggage racks! It will certainly make me think when I'm off on one of my jaunts. Which actually takes me to my next jaunt. I'm writing this blog as usual on a flight, the flightback into Heathrow Terminal 5 and I have a bet with Jimbo that the female Captain lands like a feather on a Tempur mattress!!!

The rest of this week sees me filming 3 JimSlip scenes with UK babes and tomorrow and Wednesday i'm sorting out all my paperwork, oh joy! Next week i'll be up in London on tour from Monday 10th-Thursday 13th October so why don't you come and join me.

In the meantime there's another update on www.laralatex.com for you to enjoy. I find a trucker who's broken down in the services and ask him back to my apartment to wait for the tow truck. Make sure you check it out!