Treadmill Traumas!

Well its been a pretty bad year up until now. Theres been 3 deaths in our family and also 1 close friend as well. Its been a sad time but i've learnt that you really must enjoy the time we have on this planet and look after ourselves the best we can, inside and out. So this meant that about 4 months ago i decided to get a personal trainer at my gym, to push me that bit harder. Harder! He had me crying after my session. But I went back with my aim of improving my core muscles (anything from zero has got to be an improvement right)? I hate running so i cycle and walk fast and on an incline on the tread mill to keep my lovely long legs in shape. I lost half a stone easily in 3 weeks and I've got some abs coming too. I now still hate my PT as he makes me work hard and do all these exercises to make me look and feel better but i hate him a little bit less (only joking, I love him a lot really).

I'm and I decided to have a little break in the UK, pre-funerals and pre-Budapest. We don't normally take a break in the UK and now I know why. !. It rains 2. Having to drive and getting stuck in traffic jams. 3. It's too bloody expensive! The price we paid for 4 days on Dartmoor could've got us a cheep self catering holiday somewhere hot. But the scenery was beautiful. We saw the infamous Dartmoor prison, pigged out on wonderful scones at Two Bridges, trekked up Haytor and fed polos to the ponies at the top, oh and panicked at tiny lanes where you could just about get 1 small car down, i dont know what happens when you meet another as its difficult enough driving forward, let alone haing to reverse.

We've just come back from another months filming over in Budapest. I made our schedule very tough this time. There were babes trawling in and out of the apartment nearly every day. We had girls from Spain, Poland, Croatia, Russia and of course Hungary. So watch out for this bevy of beauties coming to your screens over the next 6 months. We also filmed our Christmas specials while were there. Jim has a lovely babe and for mine I fucked my wonderful husband on camera in a sexy santa outfit. I don't fuck my husband on camera very often. Its about once every six months and its that time again, yippeeeeeeeee! I'm surprised it isn't worn out by all the other girls before I get my mouth on it!

Before the weather got cooler, Jim and I went out for a walk in the country and had a lovely afternoon stomping through the leaves, kicking them up and climbing trees. We're both big kids at heart, cant you tell. Hope you like the shorts and wellies combo in the picture below.

On a more classier day, I met up with pal Paige Turnah and spent the afternoon trawling Bond Street and ending up at the Dorchester Hotel for afternoon tea. It was an exhausting day for both my feet and my arm (for lifting the tea pot and lovely cakes). The sandwiches and little ice creams were amazing and I had a lovely day. I would say thought that the Ritz is still the best afternoon tea and that I am planning to visit there again but I just cannot get an appointment before Jim & I leave for Bangkok at the end of November. That just shows you how popular it is. It is expensive but the first time I went I had to book 3 months in advance! But its such an occasion going to The Ritz, the harpist was amazing and it was a treat for my mother and she had a wonderful time. 

Stay positive and have fun!

TED, Television X and Ms Turnah

Well Since I last blogged i've been busy finishing decorating/putting finishing touches to my bedroom. Yes i know it seems like its been months and well, yes it has, but bar 1 final picture, its actually finished. Now the picture I need to find is this one here: http://bit.ly/119NhJa Now i'm looking for a print and it has to be at least 80cm tall and over 100cm in width. The only ones I can find are tiny. So if anyone know where I can purchase one, please leave me a message.

On the porn front, I've been very quiet recently. Ive been saving myself for the for the forthcoming monthly trip back to Budapest. I managed to film 1 scene with a lovely MILF called Rachel who was an old school friend and decided she wanted to have some fun in front of the camera for once (her and her partner are swingers). She's a very sexy red head and in her pink, wool skirt suit and stockings she looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Ha! Well i've made some girls cum during my time in porn, but she squirted all over my hands and sofa (luckily its leather). So that was a first for me and very exciting! Watch out for that coming on my website soon.

I've also been filming some links for Television X free view/free-to-air section on your telly boxes. My lovely make up artist and dresser had decided on a Dita Von Teese theme for me and I was thrilled with this. All stockings, retro underwear, red lips and sexy hair. These are some photos from the shoot. I love doing these links, they're always fun and i enjoy reading from the auto cue, it makes me feel like a naughty newsreader!

I am currently on my 2nd tour into London this month and although its half term, its going well. I had a break this afternoon, so thought id blog. Im not back in London again until Mid-July and after that it won't be until September, so make sure you book me while i am available. Don't forget, i can always travel around the London, Surrey, Sussex and Middlesex areas with prior notice.

Last week, Paige Turnah, me & TED (hes mine) went on a journey to Marrakech in Morocco. Jimbo was left at home alone to get up to boys mischief, while us 3 went on an adventure! Our hotel was all inclusive and although the accommodation was basic, the food was great. Im no a grazer, I'm a get stuck in to the salad and meat section and there was a good selection of foo. The days always started off cloudy, so we went off exploring in the mornings and lounged by the pool in the afternoon. We explored the main square in the afternoon and evening which is totally amazing. Monkeys, snake charmers, thousands of stalls, musicians and the smells from the make shift kitchens were fantastic. We went on a camel caravan trip, 4x4 trip into the Atlas mountains where we had tea at a traditional Berber house, bought a 'pet rock' - Paige has 1 half, I have the other and saw some stunning scenery. I loved seeing how the Moroccan people live, wasn't so mad on the taxi drivers hassling us - but at least I know that the Fiat Uno is still well being used over there! I enjoyed the call to prayer - so hypnotic and the 6 course meal in a traditional Riad, with belly dancers, musicians and a weird  cinnamon chicken pie, was just unforgettable. The highlight of my trip was probably the Hammam. We decided to go to one used by locals rather than a spa. Lets just that 2 porn girls be scrubbed down in a hot room by too older naked Moroccan ladies armed with a loofa mitt, soap, huge buckets of water was always going to be fun. Note to self: Do not laugh at Paige being scrubbed down with loofa mitt and leave mouth open while Moroccan lady chucks a bucket of water unsuspectingly in your face. I would recommend Marrakech to everyone. If you respect their traditions, cover up, love mint tea and a good haggle, you'll have an amazing time.

Next year we will be going to Mexico. Paige, I promise there will be more sunshine and better accommodation although I cannot promise TED will behave himself. How he managed to get his rusty sheriffs badge ripped is beyond me!

Next stop Budapest with Jimbo. 1 whole month of shagging  (all for your benefit of course)! ;)

While I was walking near my house recently, I came across these ducks. I had to be a little bit scared as it reminded of this video i've seen: http://bit.ly/135CC5g How on earth the director came up with this idea is anyones guess. It is actually something so crazy that JimSlip would have come up with this.

Shukran!

Hardcore Til I die

Well seeing as JimSlip and I are away filming in Budapest for 1 month, i wanted to keep you update with some of the babes we've been filming. We've had some lovely teens who flit around the set, a 19 year old with huge juggs and a sex crazed MILF who i had to stop fucking Jim as she was in danger of shagging his dick off! These Hungarian girls are definitely nymphomaniacs and I'm not complaining. I've been taking some good photos on set so heres a few of them for you to enjoy.

Jim had the opportunity to film me for my site during some down time so we decided to go onto webcam and film me while i was being directed by the viewers. This was good fun and a bit chaotic which I like, as lots of the cammers wanted to direct me all at the same time. Jim and I had a scene for another producer to do last week and this was an anal scene. We've never done a full anal scene together, only a 3 guy anal scene - which was a long time ago - and I wanted to practice, so Jim more than happily volunteered when I asked if he would help me in my predicament. We don't use a cameraman when we are fucking each other as we like to keep it realer than real, so we put both the stills and video camera on the tripod and take photos using the remote control. This works really well, especially for the stills and if you've seen any of the 3some photos on my website you'll see the mayhem and weird positions we get into. Anyway heres a few from said scene with Jimbo:

On the film and music front, we went to see Hansel & Gretel 3D and I fully agree with JimSlips summation of the film 'bag o' shite'. It really is that terrible and I am not wasting more words on such a pointless, 'doesn't make you even think about it 10 minutes after you've left the cinema' type of film. At least Battleship (being for me, a boys type of film) still made me think and argue with JimSlip about how strong an anchor a battleship would have to have for it to do an naval version of an handbrake turn (yes its that type of movie)!

On the music front i've been waiting for Clubland Hardcore X-treme 9 to come out after the release date was put back from the beginning of the year. And finally March 18th is the date. Cant wait to see what Breeze, Styles, Gammer and Hixxy are going to come up with this time. If the gossip about the intro song being Darren Styles 'Concrete Angel' is true then the album should be epic. In the meantime, I've been listening to the Mark Breeze iTunes podcasts from the Rough Tempo sets he's done. If you're an old school raver like me, but not one of those anti-dubstep/music moving forward type of people then have a listen. Note: Best listened to at full volume on the headphones, you dancing wildly and singing loudly whilst your other half is asleep in bed - you'll get a great reaction to this! ;)

So like both my life and my music, I'm hardcore til I die!

Sun, Sea, Sand and Snow

Well a Happy New Year to you all. I know its February but its better late than never! Jim and I had a wonderful month away in Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam. In brief:

Singapore: hot, humid & wet with not much to do apart from get rid of the jet lag. Its full of shopping malls, but its so expensive to do anything (a beer worked out as £9!) that we didn't do much

Bangkok: Amazing as always. Fast, fun and lots of great places to visit and eat. I loved the new shopping place we found: Terminal 21. Its set up like an airport and each level relates to a different city. We found a brilliant food mall to eat in there, where you load a card up with about £2 and then you choose your food from about 20 different places and they take the money off as you go, We had 2 main courses, fresh fruit smoothies and ice cream for £2 each! Theres lots of bargains to be had in the clothing section too as each stall is run by an individual designer. Jimbo bought me a Mr Bean bear. He'll be travelling with us everywhere we go now, so look for him popping up in the photos. I manage to visit the Temple of the Golden Buddha. Its a 5 tonne Buddha made of gold that was hidden inside a plaster cast Buddha during the war. It was hidden for a long time and was only found when transporting it to its current location. It was dropped and they found the original Buddha hidden inside! A genius idea though.

Patong: Like San Antonio is to Ibiza, Patong is to Phuket. Lots of people on the beach in rows of sun beds and rammed in the bars in the evening. I wouldn't choose to visit there again but Im glad we sampled it. We spent Christmas day here and had Lobsters which were huge from a really nice canteen type restaurant. We also went to the cinema to see a film called 'The Impossible' about the boxing day tsunami. We had to stand up for the Thai National Anthem which I think should happen in the UK still. The film was very good and showed the impact of such a force on a population that is still not that industrialised. Made even more poignant because the tsunami hit Patong very badly. They used mainly elephants to clear the huge amounts of rubble left. But for such a poor community (they rely on tourism to survive) they have got the town back up on its feet and running again. Of course in Thailand its obligatory to have a massage at least once a day and being so cheap, I of course kept up this tradition. ;)

Vietnam (Danang): Ive wanted to see some of Vietnam for a long time. The ladies who do my nails are all from there and it sounded like how Thailand used to be 10-12 years ago. We were staying in a 5star resort on China beach, which the Americans used as a main base during the war. Its incredibly beautiful and the rooms were lovely. We were facing the sea and it was lovely listening to it as we fell asleep each night. We ventured into Danang but its a weird town in that theres no real centre to it. Its quite sprawling and it was 'interesting' trying the cuisine. Its still very third world but we gave a restaurant a try one night after we couldn't find the one we wanted via trip advisor. It was only £5 for a whole meal for both of us! However it had some surprises on the menu which i thought were funny. I wouldn't visit Danang again but I would love to go somewhere far off the beaten track up on the Ho Chi Minh trail. We left early as the weather was overcast and the hotel extortionately expensive compared to the food outside the hotel. We headed back to Bangkok where it was 35degrees via Ho Chi Minh city. We spent the day there, heading into ton via the bus. Now the traffic in Thailand makes me laugh but Vietnam is in a league of its own. Car and bus horns going all the time, people in motorbike accidents standing up and helping direct the traffic, roundabout/crossings ignored and people driving along the pavements on scooters. So if you go, you have been forewarned.

So we returned to the UK via the amazing Singapore airport. I wish the UK airports could be like tho one. Free wifi, outdoor smoking areas/gardens, free cinema, free wii, computes/games room, gym. The list is endless and its just extremely well thought out. We travelled with Singapore airlines. Top deck on way out, bottom deck on way back. I have to say that overall, I would fly with Emirates next time. The airplanes are just, more, can't explain it, but better equipped and the seat s are more comfy too, which plays an important part in long haul flying.

So after our break we've returned to the UK with some new ideas for the sites this year. Ive already filmed 4 scenes which will be my site soon. Some hilarious acting and or course lots of my long legs, stockings, blow jobs and hardcore action.

At the moment I'm on tour in London. Im not working Valentines Day as i'll be spending the day with JimSlip at the National Gallery. When we went to Vienna we had a great time at the galleries there. We want some art for our bedroom. No we're not nicking it, we'll just be buying some posters. But hopefully this will finish the look of my bedroom…and then onto the kitchen. The trouble with renovation/DIY is that the list is endless, especially in an old house. Lets just say i am now a expert in using a jigsaw, hammer and drill. And thats just for domination purposes looooool! Only joking.

So we are off to Budapest soon for a month of filming. Its going to be freezing but it won't be that bad as we've had snow in Surrey already this year. Jimbo and I got the sled out and went to Box Hill to go whizzing down. It was such good fun, although its seriously hard work trudging up the hill afterwards though. Jim and I went down together and we were going so fast that we overtook 2 snowboarders. Weeeeeeeee!

Ive recently bought a new load of dildos to use on my webcam shows and also when i appear on Shebang.tv. This year I've already appeared with Sapphire Blue & then Dani Amour. Im next on Shebang on 21st March with Lexi Lou, the extremely tall and very pretty blonde babe on my site: www.laralatex.com so come check us out. Its great to spend an evening on the pink bed playing with girls. I seriously love my job. I met up with Sapphire and also Paige Turnah and Holly Kiss for TranisaTV. We have to forcibly dress men up into women. This nurse/doctor theme was where we gave a guy breast implants and told him the operation was irreversible after he kept cheating on his wife. I love this photo and the scene was great fun to do. There'll hopefully be more scenes with this company coming this year.

So it looks like a good beginning to the year. I hope its going to be a good one for all of you too!

Viennese cakes to Peanuts in Hungary

Well my lovely people, its been a while. I have been so busy filming new babes and studs for mine and JimSlips websites that theres been hardly any time to eat or sleep, let along blog.

In September we went to Budapest for 1 month to film so many hotties it was unbelievable. As some of you may have seen on my website: www.laralatex.com, we kicked off with Nesty. She was on my husband JIMSLIPs website a couple of years ago under the name Katrin. Don't ask me why she changed her name, but she did and Oh My God! She's even more of a babe now than she was then. So if you liked her back then, then you really do want to check her out dressed in a lovely blue 50s dress with seamed stockings on. She definitely likes girls, of that I can assure you! Other girls we have are 6ft stunning Lyen, cute Gina who (dressed in school uniform) pounces upon me, Mira who looks so pin up girl, its amazing. We also have some 3 comes with me and Jim as well. They were good fun to film. We put the camera on a tripod and we used the remote control to take the photos so we all had to 'freeze' during the fucking. I love it when we do things like that, its always so fun yet really erotic at the same time. Jim and I even filmed a scene together! I wore red latex and this will be the Christmas update so make sure you have a glimpse of that on Boxing Day.

So when we are in Budapest, we normally have busy days filming and then go to the cinema a lot with our pal Frank Thring. Well there wasn't diddly squat on at the cinema that was worth going to. To be fair, we got so knackered that even if we'd been sitting in front of a brass band, I would've fallen asleep. When I plan a schedule, I really plan a schedule! lol. However, Paige Turnah my best pal came over to work while we were there and I took her to the Peanut Bar. Its not called that, i call it that due to the free peanuts in huge bowls all over the place. Also you are allowed to write on any piece of paper you can find and pin it to the ceiling, walls, wherever! So Paige and I took the opportunity to plug our websites and announce that we'd eaten (the peanuts) and had a drink there. Have a look and see if you can find what we've written if you ever go there - I think its called the For Sale bar.

We did however manage to fit in a trip to Vienna. We went on an uber fast train that took us through some stunning scenery. Then of course we had to try the amazing cafes full of delicious cakes. The strudel that Jim had was huge. The cafes there are so lovely inside, you never want to leave. But we did, to go to Austrian equivalent of the National Gallery. It was an amazing place. The paintings are exquisite and the I really enjoyed the Egyptian rooms. In the evening we went to see the Vienna Residence Orchestra. Jim managed to bag us the best seats in the house, right at the front in the middle. I don't know how he managed this, but the evening was brilliant and all the musicians were excellent.

So the filming we did will take us up to April in updates for our websites, which means that Jim and I are lucky enough to be able to take a break and go on holiday over Christmas and New Year. This year we are going back to Thailand and then on to Vietnam. It is definitely a holiday, there will be no filming whatsoever. I can't wait to go back. As soon as you step out of the airport in Bangkok you are met with the colourful taxis, 30 minutes to the city and then a massage…..that is what Jim is looking forward to most of all. 1 month of daily massages. He's going to be a man of rubber by the end, he'll be so relaxed!

Anyway, as I write, I am on tour in London. I have a spare hour and thought id fill you all in on my antics. Its been a pretty crappy 2 weeks of weather for lots of you across the UK. The floods are terrible and the damage it causes is awful. My thoughts are with those who they have affected. 

Some of you may know that I have started work on SheBangTV. I did my first shift with the stunning Lucy Love who bought along her 'massager'. Well this was an amazing implement that took me to new heights (being at the top of a 5 story building, this wasn't hard to achieve, lol). I had a fantastic time playing with Lucy, trying to make her squirt, doing solo shows and generally having a good time and reading the filthy texts you sent in. If you want to catch me again, then I am on 8th December with Dani Amour from 9pm. So come check us out and send us a text or 2, we'd love to hear from you. 

Its back to work for me now. I have 2 new sets of Myla underwear to put to good use this week. I love my luxury underwear and I know you love seeing me in it. Check my twitter feed for the photos.

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Clowns, Peeing & The Polo

Finding time to write blogs is extremely difficult, there's always 100 other things that get in the way of writing them. Since I last wrote, Jimbo has been busy archiving all his www.jimslip.com scenes as they'll be stashed away in a vault somewhere. It's a long drawn out process and Jim keeps running into where I'm working and going, do you remember this girl? Whats her name again? There have been so many girls that my husband has had the pleasure of it's actually quite unbelievable and now that my website has launched, i'll be getting my own share of cock and pussy on the way.

Recently I've had unite a few funny escapades that are updates on my website. Firstly we had 'the clown'. Now he has been a member of my website since last year and he's been badgering me week in and week out that he wanted to appear on camera with me. He shows me a picture of his cock and well, he was booked in straight away! He said he wasn't allowed to show his face due to his job and thats not a problem, i'm fairly easy going when it comes to protecting ones identity….if you've got a big cock!! haha  So I wasn't expecting him to turn up dressed as a clown and that he didn't ant to speak in case his voice was recognised as well!!! WTF! I just went along with it, its a hilarious idea of me getting ravaged by a clown that can only speak with his horn! lol Make sure you go and have a peak if you haven't already done so at larasplayground.com.

Then I had a long overdue scene with Paige to film. She's my best pal in the industry and we have a hoot when we're not filming. We both love posh shoes (Jimmy Choos & Louboutins) and nice handbags too. So when she came along, we went for full on retro, seamed stockinged, aline dressed, high heeled, 8 strapped garter belted fun! Yes we even used the old cine camera that Jim and I have on our shelves as a prop. So if you love really long (Paige and I are both nearly 6ft tall) legs clad in seamed stockings then you must check that update out.

Over the next 2 weeks I've got a lot of filming to do for my website. Jim is very far ahead with his updates but I like checking who's hot right now in the porn industry and filming with them. So if you have any suggestions of who i should film with then please let me know.

Over the last month I've done a couple of solo shoots of stills and video involving dildos and cream (see the photo) and also i did a peeing shoot out and about in the Surrey hills. I did actually drink too much water (about 4.5 litres in 2 hours) and flooded my body out of its salts and sugars. I was dizzy, couldn't speak coherently, couldn't concentrate and was extremely tired. When i got home Doctor Jimbo sorted me out and tucked me up in bed. All is ok though, it was my own fault and i have another shoot booked in with Paige. Duo peeing, will be wither fun or extremely frustrating as we can't pee at the same time!!

Great news is that I have tickets for the womens and mens beach volleyball semi-finals!!! Yay! I'm not just a perve, I actually used to play and be a middle hitter in the indoor games. Now I just don't have time to play with any other balls apart from the ones between mens legs!

I'm currently on tour and am having an hour off before I have my last client of the day. It was Jimbos birthday yesterday and I treated him by taking him to see Warhorse (the play). We've already seen the film, but our pals have all said the play is amazing….and it is. It was fantastic. I was in wonderment at the horses and how they moved and the actual weight of them, especially when they had riders on the back of them. For those of you who have no idea that i'm talking about please google it. 

Well it's raining in London. Lets be honest, when isn't it this year? I personally love the rain and even have an iPod track to listen to when i go to sleep!! haha maybe its me keeping the rain here. Lets hope it shoos away before i have to sit and watch the beach volleyball game in August.

Oooh i forgot to mention that Paige and I have been (thanks to a kind client) to the polo and The Queen was their! We took some photos, shouted tally ho a lot! and then went and stood on the divots. It was fun if cold day and we got to see lots of stallions - as well as the horses!! :D

Have fun!

xx