Viennese cakes to Peanuts in Hungary

Well my lovely people, its been a while. I have been so busy filming new babes and studs for mine and JimSlips websites that theres been hardly any time to eat or sleep, let along blog.

In September we went to Budapest for 1 month to film so many hotties it was unbelievable. As some of you may have seen on my website: www.laralatex.com, we kicked off with Nesty. She was on my husband JIMSLIPs website a couple of years ago under the name Katrin. Don't ask me why she changed her name, but she did and Oh My God! She's even more of a babe now than she was then. So if you liked her back then, then you really do want to check her out dressed in a lovely blue 50s dress with seamed stockings on. She definitely likes girls, of that I can assure you! Other girls we have are 6ft stunning Lyen, cute Gina who (dressed in school uniform) pounces upon me, Mira who looks so pin up girl, its amazing. We also have some 3 comes with me and Jim as well. They were good fun to film. We put the camera on a tripod and we used the remote control to take the photos so we all had to 'freeze' during the fucking. I love it when we do things like that, its always so fun yet really erotic at the same time. Jim and I even filmed a scene together! I wore red latex and this will be the Christmas update so make sure you have a glimpse of that on Boxing Day.

So when we are in Budapest, we normally have busy days filming and then go to the cinema a lot with our pal Frank Thring. Well there wasn't diddly squat on at the cinema that was worth going to. To be fair, we got so knackered that even if we'd been sitting in front of a brass band, I would've fallen asleep. When I plan a schedule, I really plan a schedule! lol. However, Paige Turnah my best pal came over to work while we were there and I took her to the Peanut Bar. Its not called that, i call it that due to the free peanuts in huge bowls all over the place. Also you are allowed to write on any piece of paper you can find and pin it to the ceiling, walls, wherever! So Paige and I took the opportunity to plug our websites and announce that we'd eaten (the peanuts) and had a drink there. Have a look and see if you can find what we've written if you ever go there - I think its called the For Sale bar.

We did however manage to fit in a trip to Vienna. We went on an uber fast train that took us through some stunning scenery. Then of course we had to try the amazing cafes full of delicious cakes. The strudel that Jim had was huge. The cafes there are so lovely inside, you never want to leave. But we did, to go to Austrian equivalent of the National Gallery. It was an amazing place. The paintings are exquisite and the I really enjoyed the Egyptian rooms. In the evening we went to see the Vienna Residence Orchestra. Jim managed to bag us the best seats in the house, right at the front in the middle. I don't know how he managed this, but the evening was brilliant and all the musicians were excellent.

So the filming we did will take us up to April in updates for our websites, which means that Jim and I are lucky enough to be able to take a break and go on holiday over Christmas and New Year. This year we are going back to Thailand and then on to Vietnam. It is definitely a holiday, there will be no filming whatsoever. I can't wait to go back. As soon as you step out of the airport in Bangkok you are met with the colourful taxis, 30 minutes to the city and then a massage…..that is what Jim is looking forward to most of all. 1 month of daily massages. He's going to be a man of rubber by the end, he'll be so relaxed!

Anyway, as I write, I am on tour in London. I have a spare hour and thought id fill you all in on my antics. Its been a pretty crappy 2 weeks of weather for lots of you across the UK. The floods are terrible and the damage it causes is awful. My thoughts are with those who they have affected. 

Some of you may know that I have started work on SheBangTV. I did my first shift with the stunning Lucy Love who bought along her 'massager'. Well this was an amazing implement that took me to new heights (being at the top of a 5 story building, this wasn't hard to achieve, lol). I had a fantastic time playing with Lucy, trying to make her squirt, doing solo shows and generally having a good time and reading the filthy texts you sent in. If you want to catch me again, then I am on 8th December with Dani Amour from 9pm. So come check us out and send us a text or 2, we'd love to hear from you. 

Its back to work for me now. I have 2 new sets of Myla underwear to put to good use this week. I love my luxury underwear and I know you love seeing me in it. Check my twitter feed for the photos.

From Thailand to Burma

Ok, so we come to the ferry trip across from Koh Samui to Koh Phangnan, lovely and smooth, 1 hour, quite enjoyed it as I stayed inside and played Angry Birds to take my mind off the sea! Then the trip took a turn for the worse as we left Phangan to reach our final destination: Koh Tao. The next 1.5 hours was pure hell of being tossed to and fro, diving in and out of the waves and smashing into them. Jimbo was on the top deck and I wondered why he didn't come down to be with me on the less swaying level - I later found out that it was because he couldn't stand up as the boat was swaying so violently. There were people being sick and over time I got quite upset as I couldn't see Koh Tao appearing in the distance and wondered if we were going to make it. Thankfully I managed to keep my lunch down but only just! When I finally met back up with Jimbo after the boat docked, he looked green and this is the man that'd laughed at the force 10 gale we'd sailed in on our trip to St. Malo years ago! 

Our lovely hosts who owned the 2 villas we'd be staying in were at the port to meet us and told us that the waves were higher than the previous week when the ferry had sailed in 3 metre high waves and they'd been on it and they'd felt really ill. THey chucked my enormously heavy, big and pink suitcase in the back of the taxi driver 'Mr Bear' pick up truck and Jim got in the back with some other guests while I got inside the cab with Mr. Bear. I didn't want any more fun that day thank you very much. The roads are very rugged on Koh Tao with only the main road which runs North/South being made of cement so Jimbo and the others had to hang on for dear life, especially when we went up what will be from henceforth known as 'THE HILL OF MENTAL STRENGTH'. Now I have measured this hill with my iphone spirit level and it's 45degrees steep, for 80metres! Now they do have a moped that you can use to get up and down and into Sairee town, but bearing in mind at the bottom is a rugged track and no street lights and then when in town, no road rules, Westerners bombing around and Thais mopedding slowly it's a recipe for disaster! So we've walked up and down this hill twice a day now and will have done for 21 days by the time we leave and boy am I fit. We take our torches out at night and the Thais we pass on the way who walk too (who think we're mad as we're the only Western people who walk) say hello. We get to see the water buffalo and laugh as they wander across the road on a rope and it pulls tight and it becomes a trip wire for mopeds and trail bikes and we also get to hear the frog chorus in the swampy bit at the bottom of the hill. This hill should actually replace the hill in the film 'The Hill' which is a mere mole hill! I think this hill could break a Paratrooper after just 2 days! 

Anyway, onto our villa. Amazing doesn't do it justice and we've been lucky as we've got to stay in both villa 1 and 2 as I asked to move so i'm more secluded and can walk around 'as nature intended'. We have a balcony which overlooks Sairee and an infinity pool. A media centre with over 1500 movies on it, wifi and more than anything, peace. Absolute peace and quiet, bar my singing. As the villa backs onto the jungle we have a lots of visitors in our villa: geeks (plus huge mama & papa geeks that made me jump), a snake in the bathroom, huge spiders, moths, squirrels, frogs and bats. So if you don't like wildlife, forget it. The only animal I don't like is the bastard Mosquito. For some reason they love me, but that love is not reciprocated, so at night instead of smelling of my Penhaligons Lily & Spice, I smell of Deet. I think Jimbos getting used to his eyes watering whenever I come near as the lemon smell wafting off me gets into his eyes, lol.

Anyway, our days consist of getting up late, opening the curtains on an amazing view. Jimbo cleaning the pool (why do all men want to do this job, yet you can never get them to pick up a hoover), meandering (down the hill) into Sairee town for a thai soup, lazing in a beach bar, having a swim in the sea and then grabbing some late lunch. This lunch then fuels us to get back up 'the hill' and into our pool to cool off. We then watch a movie catch up with our frailly via Skype and head back down into Sairee for dinner. Their is an abundance of great, cheap food here from fresh fish and obviously Thai food to pizzas and burgers for those who want some crap to eat. There's street food stalls which do lovely skewers and we nearly always end an evening by visiting the 'pancake man' who makes them with such frivolity that people just watch him work and cheer when he lobs his banana skins over his stall and into the bucket on the other side - he never misses! All the beach bars have fire dancers and people let off chinese lanterns, some crash and burn, some sail off into the distance but it seems that whatever you're enjoying doing, someone else is watching and joins in too, which I love. The sense of community here is fantastic. It's a divers heaven and although i'm not diving as visibility is low at this time of year, the area is supposed to be the best for diving in Thailand. We haven't really explored but we're going to get a water taxi boat to another bay on the island tomorrow and i'm sure we'll end up enjoying fresh coconut juice straight from the coconut with the top cut off and lovely food wherever we go. 

Christmas Day was weird, enjoying it in the sun. Jimbo and I had put a limit on a £10 spend on each other and we didn't come close to spending that on each other as everything is so cheap here. We opened our presents and went down for lunch at a restaurant that was doing a buffet. We had turkey and all the trimmings, seafood including salmon, giant mussels and prawns and amazing cheesecake and chocolate cake for pudding. The lights went out as usual in this restaurant and everyone cheered and Ed the owner took a bow and said he'd made it happen specifically. It was a fantastic lunch and we were stuffed, as is obligatory on Christmas Day. We passed the lady boys who advertise their club by standing at a cross roads on a walk way that everyone passes trhough at some point during their night. They were all dressed up in santa outfits and trying to sing Jingle Bells, which wan't exactly the best way to advertise their cabaret events, but they were even more jolly than normal and having their photos taken with everyone which they love - such show offs.

During our time here we have been working on a small project with the general worker for the villas we're staying in. His name is Yu. He is 35, Burmese and earns just £7 a day. That is more than the average worker gets on Koh Tao and much more than he could possibly hope to get in Burma. He sends most of the money home to his family who still live in Burma who have no light in their home. By home, do not take this to mean bricks and mortar like the houses that you and I live in, I mean corrugated iron shacks. However, he is very proud of his family and speaks often of them with love. Now Yu wants and is capable of lighting his house and also that of his small village but does not have the money to buy the things he needs. He wants to do this by solar/wind power so he is self sustainable. Now Jimbo has been researching how to do this (he has the knowledge) and is buying him books on how to do this and I am working on getting him the things he needs to be able to have light and power. If you, or someone you know has any of the following (second hand things are not a problem), can donate or provide at an extremely low cost, then you will be doing an incredible thing. If you couldn't turn on the light when it got dark at night, what would you do? What would you do if you couldn't charge your computer or phone up to read this blog? All Yu wants is 1 light bulb and 1 electrical socket in his house which will in turn show others in his village that his idea can be achieved. Surely WE can help him to achieve this!

List of things needed:

Solar panel or solar cells so he can build his own panel

Soldering irons

Electricity cable

Invertor

Hand tools (no electricity to charge electrical ones up)

Solder

Light bulb sockets

Light bulbs

Light switches

Plug sockets

Cable tacks

Anything that is small and easily postable to Thailand and then cartable to Burma.

I haven't put a list of all the things we need as car batteries are obviously gonna cost a fortune to ship. If you can supply anything than please email me here so we can take it further: french-maid69@hotmail.co.uk

Alternatively you can catch up with my latest shenanigans on my website: laralatex.com Over the Christmas period I am having huge fun with Anna Joy and Kai Taylor in one of my most enjoyable scenes to date. I get to lick pussy and get fucked by Kais huge cock, fantastic!

Happy New Year x

Planes, Trains & Tuk-Tuks

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Lost awards and Christmas in the Sun

Well hello! It's been a while since i've written a blog. Since my last one i've had my birthday and want to thank everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday.

I've also now finished filming my Television X series and completed the editing for it. Thank to Jimbo for making a fantastic title sequence, which isn't the normal porno type of titles. You'll have to watch out for it (Laras Men in Uniform) in the New Year. My final 2 shows were the mechanics and then the Tommies from WWII. The mechanics was filmed on a really cold day inside a huge garage which was freezing! I had the pleasure of Demetri XXX and Seth Strong, both looked great with their bulging biceps and greased up vests and overalls. We certainly got warmed up with all the shagging we were doing that we had to go outside to cool down! Then we went to Devon to film the last of the shows - The Tommies. The uniforms and the acting in this scene from Kai Taylor and Andy Mann was exceptional. We were staying in a house that I had read had a ghost that turned up at 3am every night and rattled the kitchen door - the story being that someone had been shot and this is the first house he had stumbled across when looking for help, but no one was at home. Now this freaked me out totally but Jimbo and I decided not to tell the guys, who were going to be sleeping in the room downstairs near the kitchen, in case they got freaked out too. So next morning after asking how they'd both slept, Andy said that he'd slept terribly after waking up to hear the kitchen door rattling and, even worse, someone shuffling around in the kitchen……………………..waaah! After we'd finished filming, Jimbo and I packed up the car and we were outta there! No way were we going to stay another night there, especially when it was miles from another house.

I have enjoyed working with every single person in this series and loved being shagged senseless across Europe, so make sure you watch out for it - Laras Men in Uniforms - coming on Television X in The New Year.

Then there were the UKAP awards (UK Adult Producers) which were held in London on November 26th. Unfortunately JimSlip and I were too ill to go as we got the lurgy during our hectic filming schedule. I was nominated for an award 'Best gonzo/reality series' with my series for TVX, Laras Anal Adventures. I was up against some tough competition from Ben Dover for Playboy, Liselle Bailey for Television X and other good names. But…………I WON! YES!!! My 3rd award this year, I was really shocked but thrilled to have won. Kai Tylor picked up the award for me and Jimbo and also he won his own award too! We would like to thank him for doing so, not thanking him for then leaving them on his way home in Burger King Waterloo. Then re-thanking him and being eternally grateful to the kind Burger King employee who found and then hid them in the safe until they were retrieved by Kai again. I am astonished they weren't stolen! This is the 3rd of my awards this year, so it's 3 out of 3 for me after also winning Most Loved Character - The SHAFTAS and Pornstar/Escort of the Year - The Erotic Awards. I'm extremely proud of the work JimSlip and I do and we both love our jobs, so it's nice to have some recognition.

Now its less than a week until JimSlip and I depart for Thailand for a whole, yes whole month. When you're all shopping in the cold, feeling harassed and forgetting the girlfriends mothers present (she'll never forgive you), we will be lazing on a beach, or maybe admiring the view from our infinity pool in our private villa. Well this is what I hope will be happening and I have my fingers crossed it doesn't snow in the UK so our plane can take off. Jimbo and I have never been to Thailand and I cant wait. It looks great on youtube and I think i've already rekkied every bar/shop/crap tourist attraction within 10 miles of the first hotel we're staying in.

I nearly forgot to mention, check out 1 of only 3 scenes I have filmed with my husband in 12 years of working together on my website: laralatex.com this is a rare opportunity to see us fucking each other and also see JimSlip actually out of his suit - yes I know some of you thought he was born in it!

Anyway, I hope to blog again before the festivities, but if I don't, please have a wonderful Christmas and New Year.

xx

MY 3 SHAFTA, UKAP & EROTIC AWARDS

View in Devon, Brrr - Cold!