My week back in London

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Budapest - lost count what day we're on

Well since I last wrote I've filmed the gorgeous Aliz with Jim Slip for a Television X show. Aliz is a stunning teen who is a real life raging nymphomaniac. While she was having her makeup done she told me that she has to have sex at least once a day. She prefers anal sex but will 'make do' with pussy sex if she has to. Well after mopping up the tea I'd sprayed out of my mouth after hearing this, she then went on to say that she had a discussion with her mother that all women should have anal sex and that really they prefer this to normal sex!!! I was falling around laughing. I mean, I can imagine Aliz, her mother and the local vicar having Sunday lunch with the start of the conversation going..... 'So Aliz, what discoveries have you made this week....'?

I can't tell you too much about the show until it's been handed over to TVX but when I can, I'll let you know and give you photos and links to previews.

Tomorrow I'm filming Jim again for our internet site. Another Russian teen. I'm planning on Russian teen month. Jim does not know this yet. I choose the girls, they arrive at the door, ding-dong goes the doorbell, Jim answers door to catch first glimpse of the girl! Ha!

Today was supposed to be my day off and rest my aching wrist - no not from wanking, unfortunately - but from holding the camera so tight yesterday that my wrist froze! But I decided I'd head off and make a nail appointment (mukorom in Hungarian). I knew that Dob street was in the Jewish quarter, I forgot that it stretches from the centre of the city to City Park and I live near City Park. By the time I found the shop, I had aching ankles too.....and a wet head as it'd been raining and I didn't have an umbrella. Yes, I was looking really hot (Not) by the end of this trudge. Made an appointment for Thursday and then went had a spot of lunch and did some shopping on Vaci Utca and Vorosmarty Square. I got some lovely red underwear and a black frilly set which has French knickers - ooh la la! I'll take some pictures and add them into my blog at some point.

Another thing I love about Budapest and there are many; is the ease of getting around the city. Trams, metro, buses, trolley buses and taxi. All modes are extremely cheap (I have a bus pass that costs £10 for 2 weeks) and once you learn what the routes are it's easy to hop on and off. So don't be afraid, give it a try if you're ever here.

Been practising some Hungarian words as my pronounciation is 'say it how it's spelt'! This can lead to really funny conversations especially with Taxi drivers. Now I live on Andrassy. I say it how it looks. Taxi driver doesn't understand. I say Andrashy and now he understands. Amazing! I've been trying to learn Bajcsky Zskalinksy (a metro station). Every time I get it wrong. I think i'm saying it right and the maske-up girl is almost banging her head on the table out of sheer frustration. It makes me laugh trying to say it as well which makes matters worse. It's said 'boishsky zalinksy'...I think. I need another lesson tomorrow. Another funny one is when they say goodbye. They say 'seeyesto' but I go around saying Tiesto! Hehehe

Just finished watching another Poirot and another bar of white choc. Thank goodness I go bombing around the city (I only have one speed - very fast) otherwise I'd be a right hefer! Right I'm going to pick up where I left off with my Jilly Cooper book Jump! Yes, I know it's complete twaddle but the horses, rolling hills, good looking guys and gals and villagey gossip remind me of Surrey. Maybe the enormous weight of this book has something to do with my wrist ache???

Anyway, tally-ho and pip pip! xx

Budapest days 5-7

Howdy!

Am blogging after day 2 of filming. Have filmed 2 babes for www.Jimslip.com We have had Bibi (pictured above) revisitng us. She is such a babe that it was a shame to only have 1 scene of her with Jim, so I decided to get her back and let him get his mucky paws on her again. This time I dressed her up in a little kilt and then halfway through, changed my mind (it's a womans perogative, you know)! The piece de resistance is a ballerinas outfit which she looked so goddam sexy in that I wanted to shag her myself. Alas, Jimbo pulled me away and plonked the camcorder in my hands, damn you man! We also had a make-up artist doing a new look with the girls and they look uber hot, nice work T!

It's the Hungarian National holiday today celebrating their Independence in the 1956 revolution. Everything except restaurants are closed and everyone is in the streets. There are loads of bands, street festivals and such like. It put the English to shame as so very few celebrate St. Georges day. Hungarians can go out, drink from the street sellers asnd not fall about pissed, or start fights. We walked from the Metro to dinner right in front of their parliament. People were carrying Hungarian flags and we exchanged pleasantries with strangers who spoke to us along the way. We were heading for a bite to eat in Okay Italia. If you're ever in Budapest give it a try, it's on the Grand Circle between Nyugati Station and Margarit Bridge. Large portions (ooh er missus) and cheap too. We got back to the pad so knackered that we jumped into bed with a DVD. No, it wasn't anything filthy, it was Poirot. I love this little Belgium man, well actually I've got a bit of a thing for David Suchet but i'm keeping schtum about that!

Woke up early and went to the supermarket to join the queue of queues. It also seems to be a weird thing of supermarket planners here to build a huge shop and then have only 4 tills. So the queue snakes around the shop and ends up getting completely confusing with pensioners barging you out the way. It seems that this is obviously a trait of people when you get over the age of 65. I have plenty of time to perfect my sneaky basket shuffle along the floor while pretending not to sneak in queues.

 Jim Slip has a teen that i've organised for him called Anabell. She's Russian and only 19 years old. He's never seen a picture of her and when his eyes light up, i know i've chosen well. To be honest his eyes always light up. If a girl is happy and smiley then I know we're going to get a good scene. This was for www.jimslip.com again. Being a Russian, she was very slim and athletic and looked perfect in the ballerinas outfit. Oh no, not that outfit again Lara I hear you say. Yes, that outfit. She looked cute and fuckable, end of arguement! lol.You'll have to wait for these scenes until after Christmas and into the New Year I'm afraid, but they are well worth the wait.

When are you going to get a rodgering Lara, I hear you say. Well, I'm back in the UK for a week at the beginning of November, but when I get back to Budapest i'll have some serious filming to do for my website. It's being built as I write by the people who've successfully built and do the background geek stuff for JimSlip. Personally I can't wait to see it and i'll keep you posted as and when more info comes in regarding it.  Anyway, I'm going to have some quality time with Jimbo and get ready for filming another babe tomorrow for Televsion X. I'll let you know how it goes. xx 

Budapest days 2-4

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Day 1 Budapest

So after arriving at Gatwick airport 2 hours earlier than we needed to be, Jimbo decided to have light breakfast of full English! I meanwhile, made a few calls (these people i've been trying to call since Thursday are still unobtainable/dead)????

As usual, the Malev flight seems to be parked so far away from the actual terminal that I think we've walked half way back to our house! Anway I'm writing this while un-packing my pre-prepared lunchbox. Yeah look at it and weep business boys! I havean over-flowing ham and cheese salad roll with mayo, cheese & onion crisps, chocolate, 2 bottles of water and 2 packets of mentos - you have a wedge of 3 day old bread  with a wafer of cheese or ham (such a grand selection) on bone dry bread. And no, chatting me up while Jimbo is asleep will not get you a mento or a crisp!!

Just been looking at stuff magazine. My Samsung lappy has got the best reviews and Jimbos Panasonic camera that i'm filming this TVX series on, has got even better reviews. 

Gotta say I'm a little bit nervous about filming this series. So nervous i've been having sleepless nights. However, this always happens and is just my way of making sure that I'm not complacent. Got a great bunch of girls planned for this series. All beautiful babes, who speak English and are very pro-active in the sex department. Some of them are so beautiful that I laugh - out of amazement that girls that beautiful exist - when the images the agent had sent me actually reflect the girl standing in front of me. Sometimes, they are so airbrushed that I wonder if the girl is one and the same.

I hope our flat is okay. Its in the VI District in Budapest, which if you know it, is the best District - I'm such a big head! It has the Opera house and Andrassy Utca which is home to all the high fashion shops such as Dior, Prada and Chanel. Nice! 

I hope it's sunny and that I can go to the park to get a bit of fresh air after we land. Jim will head off to the Gellert Hotel. Which is home to the best outdoor pool are in Budapest. It's so retro and old school that it feels like you've gone back in time. Inside is the spa bit. This has indoor thermal baths, steam  and the bit that Jim goes for....the massage. Men and women are seperated in all of the indoor areas, so you can go naked, except for on Sundays when it's mixed bathing. Thr massage is very good and cheap and if you give them cash here rather than paying when you first enter the spa, you get a better deal. 

After that, he'll come back to the flat, I would have unpacked everything (I like doing that...because I'm nuts) and then we'll go to dinner at Da Pippo on Andrassy. It's only 1 block from our flat and the best Italian restaurant in Budapest. It's run by an Italian family and everything is home made, rather than being a chain restaurant where it's massed produced and pre-frozen) and is just all so delicious.

Then, we'll get back to the flat, tired, talking about funny people we saw during the day, discussing 'office politics' that have popped up from various texts we've received and general Jimbo chatter (See his facebook page under Jim Slip for examples) and fall asleep. 

Getting ready for Budapest

Why is it that I still haven't learnt the art of a capsule wardrobe??? Maybe in porn you can't have one and that explains the 2 suitcases sitting in the hall that weigh 40 kilos each!! Poor Jimbo, he's gonna have to lug them down the 2 flights of stairs.


I've got stuff to sort out before we fly, but just phone calls in the airport tomorrow morning. So someones going to get a nice wake-up call at 6.30am! We fly at 9.20 am but Jimbo being Jimbo wants to be tucking into his fry up inside the terminal before we fly. Why do men have to do that, arrive hours before the flight leaves, only to find out we're delayed? I'm quite content to eat airplane food, although it's getting a bit sparce on Malev so I take a huge picnic on board!! I'll be tucking in to my huge rolls, while the rest have a horrible cheese sandwich thing!


Until then, i've got enormous pent up energy. It's my own fault for going swimming so early this morning. Should've saved it. I think i'm going to drive up to Box Hill and meander round it (i'm not that fit that i'd walk up it- don't be stupid)! Can't wait until it snows, I'll be toboganning down it then! Yee ha! I'm such a big kid at heart, even my mountain bike has got a mickey mouse squeaker on it instead of a bell.


I know it's going to be cold over in Budapest, best take out some thongs and add a jumper!


Will try and blog tomorrow when get connected to the internet.

First blog

Howdy!


My first blog and it's coincided with  the day that i've finally taken the plunge and got myself hair extensions. I'll be able to post some pics up when Jimbo gets his camera out and wipes clean his lens.
We're prepping for our 2 month long trip to Budapest. We're filming another hugely successful and popular Jim Slip series for Television X. I'm slightly worried as I normally worry that i've packed enough g-strings, lipgloss, hairspray and lube for the girls!!! Then i remember it's Budapest we're going to, not Mars and I expect that they have a Superdrug there too!
Right seeing as this is my first blog i'd like to say check out my facebook page under Laral Atex (they wouldn't let me have Latex as a name)??? on Sunday 17th October 2010 6-8pm for my song request hours! Yes I know you can post your own songs on your own pages but you don't get a special shout our from me (smashey) and Nicey (anonymous)... no it's not Jimbo.


Right packing time, lets hope I don't get my hair extension caught in the suitcase zip!!! xxx